Summer Chronicles Kickoff

School's out and graduations are done. It's time for your favorite series Summer Chronicles to return. This summer we are more unhinged than ever and are ready to start things off with a bang! Join Caiya and Colby as they; celebrate the class of 2025, try to get sponsored, and plan for the summer.

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CMoney (00:01)

What's up everyone, welcome back to Chickey Delta Phi I'm your host Caiya

Colton (00:05)

and I'm co-host Colby.

CMoney (00:08)

and for getting right into it. Colby how are you doing?

Colton (00:11)

I'm doing pretty good. know, staying on it. Yeah.

CMoney (00:12)

That's good. Haven't talked to you in a minute. That's good.

Sorry, kind of crash out at work on you another week. So sorry about that.

Colton (00:19)

All

good, all good. It happens.

CMoney (00:24)

But, I don't know, well you probably noticed, but we just had a whole bunch of people, whole bunch of coworkers that just graduated from high school or college.

Colton (00:33)

Yeah.

CMoney (00:34)

I think I got maybe, maybe two shout outs in me that I can give out this one time. ⁓ Marissa and her sister graduated from college in high school. So Marissa graduated from college. Her sister got high school. Big congrats to them. And I think my favorite, I'm not going to call favorites, but my favorite valedictorian graduated as well. And that was Miss Chelie

Chelie graduated. Very proud of her. overall, congratulations to the entire class of 2025, whether you're graduating kindergarten, high school, middle school, college. Congratulations. Colby, do you have any type of advice for this incoming class going into the next journey?

Colton (01:23)

Hear me out? Just take off the summer. Enjoy your summer. You deserve it. You earned it. You worked through two whole seasons, actually three whole seasons. You deserve a break. So enjoy it.

CMoney (01:36)

Amen.

I will gonna piggyback off of that. This is like your last summer to enjoy yourself. Take that time. Do whatever you want. If you want to go to a water park the entire summer, do it. If you want to be one of those people who wants to get ahead in the game and go to summer school, I guess. But if you decide that you want to do like a mix of both, go for it. I like.

this new class going into the next journey, I hope and pray that you guys are very successful in what you do, whether it, no matter what you choose, I hope you're very successful in it and that you learn, you learn some things, you make some mistakes. Don't like, I've heard this at my cousin's graduation. Like don't have, like don't make regrets. Like don't have regrets for the things that you do. Like if you decide to, instead of pulling it all nighter, you go out and party.

Don't regret that you're enjoying yourself and you're learning and that's okay. If you wake up the next day and you're like, maybe I shouldn't have gone to that. That's different, but live with no regrets. That was what was said, but like live with no regrets. Cause if you live with no regrets, things fall a little bit smoothly for you. And I think like for me, like from my personal standpoint, like when I was like, when I was a high school senior, just

Like live the life that you want to live. Don't live for other people. Do what you want to do. Study what you want to do. If you decide that nursing's not your degree and you want to go into something like finance, go for it. You never know what's going to happen unless you take a leap.

Colton (03:16)

Yeah.

CMoney (03:18)

I've learned a lot from college.

Colton (03:22)

I didn't go.

CMoney (03:23)

It's okay, I went for you, so it's fine.

Colton (03:26)

Meh.

CMoney (03:27)

As I think about it, I do not miss college at all. Like I miss like I miss the environment like because the college that I went to it wasn't and I'll say this time and time again it wasn't a real school and I Enjoyed like the people I didn't really the assignments were kind of like mediocre, but I enjoyed the people that I was surrounded with and Lynnell she would say the same thing to you like it wasn't like it wasn't actual college because

Even though you finished some of the courses, you still had to take everything all over again, which was BS. So we had my, I don't know if I told you this, but my English teacher was a high school English teacher.

So I was taking college English, but it was just like a lesson plan for Purdue.

Colton (04:19)

Wow.

CMoney (04:21)

Like I don't, I would not lie to you about that. it was an easy A, but at the end of the day, I had to take everything all over again because it wasn't accredited. So even if I would have finished and moved on in law enforcement, I still had to reset, which was a waste of time and a waste of money. But luckily I didn't pay anything and I had a full ride. So kudos to me.

Colton (04:43)

Yeah, if you got full rides, like, don't hesitate. Use it.

CMoney (04:48)

And then COVID happened and then that just hit everything, hit the fan. But I mean, college wasn't like, like I said, like my, like my experience with college was definitely different from the traditional route just because it, wasn't a real college. And I've like seen like, I've seen like recent posts and everything. And they, they start off with like 30 plus kids every single year. So it's 30 plus kids.

It goes down as like the months go on so if you start over 30 by the time you hit December you're at 15 and then By the time you hit like the following May you're at like five kids and so when you get to that second year you only got a handful of people left and when you get to that very end You're they're down to two people. We were down to one and this year they were down to one. I Was like that's crazy because they had to

like months ago and then when I got to graduation only one person walked. I kind of feel bad for them because they still have like you still have to do everything all over again you still have to go to another you have to go to a community college and do all those courses again because those courses that you're taking now they don't matter.

Hell, I think my policing teacher, I love and respect him. He was like, they called him professors, but he was a former law enforcement officer in the state of New York.

Is he allowed to be a teacher? Probably not, but he taught us how to how to communicate and everything, which is a good skill to have. But I still need, like, if I was to continue pursuing law enforcement, I still needed to go take a communications class because it's not, it's not a real accredited college or university or whatever you want to call it. I still think it's a scam to this day.

Colton (06:48)

And while college may not be the route you want to take, I'm here to offer you alternatives. Obviously you can just go straight to work. Go into a trade. They pay well. Granted, it's gonna suck. Especially for the first couple years.

CMoney (06:58)

Ew.

Well, it depends on what you do, though, but continue.

Colton (07:08)

True, but you really just need to set an application and it might take a while to get a response back, but once you do, you're kind of set. Now, also, there's alternatives to college in terms of learning as well. For one thing, ⁓ I forget the name of the website, but I have a website that I'm taking basically online classes.

for coding and learning Python and also learning hardware and software development. Of course, I thankfully...

CMoney (07:46)

Is it that Google thing?

Is it like that Google certification?

Colton (07:51)

⁓ it's a...

CMoney (07:52)

Or like, kind of.

Colton (07:55)

What is it called? ⁓ I don't think it's ⁓ specifically Google.

course I can't remember it. But yes, it is a certification and it carries the same weight as going to four years of college in that specific context. Like you can't just take that class and then go into like law or something. It obviously has to be something in terms of tech and is actually going to be applied.

CMoney (08:04)

I think I know what you're talking about, but go on.

Is it kind of like, well, no, yours is not cybersecurity. I know I took one. I think it was similar to what you. I think it, I think I know what you're talking about. Like I took one similar to that and I learned. Like I learned like tech, so it was like cybersecurity and learning how to like fix, like how to fix computers and like reboot them like from the inside out.

Colton (08:29)

There is a cyber security one though.

Yeah, and you learn that stuff for really cheap as well.

CMoney (08:48)

I think I know what talking about. I think I know.

Cause it was like $75 or so.

Colton (08:56)

Yeah, there's a website that has all the ⁓ basically college classes where you can just watch the videos of them taking place. ⁓ And then there's a different website that you actually take a test for the certificate, which is like $500. Might be less than that actually to just take the test. If you pass it, you get it.

That is insane compared to the thousands of dollars you'd have to pay to go to college.

CMoney (09:28)

And then

you to be in debt for all that and everything. Like if you were to go to college and everything. But luckily some people do have the opportunity to, you know, get scholarships. But like you said, if you don't go the college route and you just want to go to trade school or something, that's a good alternative to have. I just had a stroke. My bad. I literally, felt that like in my chest, like I felt a whole stroke coming on. But, that's a good thing to have because we need more people doing.

Colton (09:31)

Exactly.

Yeah.

CMoney (09:57)

doing trade because it helps not only your community, but it also helps your state as a whole. So if you go and be like an electrician, you're not just being an electrician for your city. You're probably helping the state like Georgia power and everything like that. It's like, think it's important that everybody learns something in trade, whether you pursue it or not. It's always good to have that skill because it'll either save you money or it'll put money into your pocket, depending on what you do.

Colton (10:03)

Mm-hmm.

Yeah,

handyman skills are amazing to have.

CMoney (10:27)

All I can do is fix a computer.

Colton (10:30)

I can do a little bit of just about anything, but only a small part.

CMoney (10:36)

Well today I fixed the doors, I think I should put that on my resume. ⁓ yeah, I just threw tape on it and caught it today.

Colton (10:40)

Exactly. Small things.

If it works.

CMoney (10:48)

No, like literally like I just threw tape on the door and just said okay it works. It's fine. Also I got innovative today. There was ⁓ I had to clean because you know it's Memorial Day at the time of this recording. They wanted me to clean like the screens that we have inside. So there was like a there was a pad missing off of like this long stick. It was like an extender stick kind like the ones that we have for the menu boards. So we didn't have like little like the little pads whatever so I took two ever two rubber bands.

Colton (11:03)

Mm-hmm.

Yep.

CMoney (11:16)

I wrapped like a blue towel around it and then I sprayed that sucker down with like blue spray and then I just cleaned the entire screen with it. And then I had to scrub the ceiling because you know somebody ⁓ spilled strawberry on top of the ceiling. Do you not look up at all at work?

Colton (11:23)

That's awesome.

Huh.

No.

CMoney (11:37)

So there is like this thing like on the counter. Like if you looked up, it was like a splotch of like something red. It wasn't blood. It was a strawberry. And it's been on there for a few months. So I was like, okay, I'm going to finally get it with like my innovation. Some of it came off, some of it didn't. But what I did next was that I had taken like a red wipe, wrapped that in the paper, like wrapped that with the rubber band. And then I took like the one of those blue scrub pads and I wrapped it again with rubber band.

And I just started scrubbing that sucker down. So I scrubbed the wall and then I tried to get the ceiling, but as I'm getting the ceiling, like it's just dripping with like, uh, like the sandy white, like liquid. And so everybody's like, Oh my gosh, something's dripping on my head. I think it's leaking. I was like, you're fine. Shut up. And so I'm just scrubbing. I got most of it off. Not all, but I mean, it's better than what it was before. I think I should put that on my resume too. Being innovative with a stick.

Colton (12:22)

You

and a baby with a stick.

CMoney (12:36)

I think I deserve a raise for scrubbing for using a stick. Because, you know, a stick can be used for anything.

Colton (12:42)

It's the most versatile thing.

CMoney (12:44)

Sometimes. But going off of graduation talk, I went to two graduations last week. The second graduation, loved it. It went by pretty fast. But the first graduation, I went on Tuesday. So I got there early, started at 7, or like 7.30 or so. And so they're doing the presentation of the diplomas to the honors students first.

I don't know how was for you, but they're doing that first site. So they're like, they're giving it to the honor kids. And as they're doing that, cause this is, this was new to me. As they're doing that, they're also recognizing the students within like the special education program. So you have your honor grads on like the left side. Like if you're looking at it from the stage down, you have your honor kids on the left and then the other students on the right. And so like they're pretty much a zigzag.

And they had just got done doing the honor kit. they move on to the switch education students. Corby, this is like, everything is going fine. And so this one girl, like she's like, I'm not like, I'm not making fun of nobody. Like I, like, I mean that wholeheartedly. I'm not making fun of nobody. This was just like really messed up. So she's in a wheelchair. She comes up the ramp. She gets her, like gets her diploma and everything. And she comes down the ramp and that she's coming down the ramp. She has to go.

like she's going like to my right but her left so they're turning her this way and so this old like this older lady is pushing this girl down the ramp and they get to like this corner like after you take your picture you hit the corner they get to the corner and my eyes are just on this girl because I'm like something's like something doesn't seem right and so as I'm watching her the wheel gets caught in the grass

Colton (14:41)

Hmm?

CMoney (14:42)

the lady who's pushing it just dumps the girl out of the wheelchair. And I was like, ⁓ my God. said, like nobody laughed. Everybody was like, my gosh. And like the camera was on her and they had to pan the camera up fast because it was like, there was no way, like this just happened. And so I'm thinking I'm the only one that saw this. And I was like, did y'all not see the little girl just get dumped out of the wheelchair?

Colton (14:47)

⁓ my god.

CMoney (15:07)

Nobody really like some people did see it as I like, as I kept talking about it in the week, some people did see it, but like she gets dumped out of this wheelchair. Now she's on all fours and she's on all fours. She's down there for like a good minute. So she ends up getting up and instead of like, I don't know, like her, like her condition or nothing. So I'm not going to be like, I don't know why she just didn't walk away. She stands there.

Colton (15:35)

Just stand up for yourself, bro. Are you really gonna take that?

CMoney (15:38)

I mean, she could walk. That's the thing. She could walk.

She could walk. She could walk. Don't, don't, no. She could walk. I don't think she could walk far, but she could walk. So she gets up and now she's just standing up and the lady who brought her down the ramp, it's still holding on the wheelchair. She dusts herself off and just pops back into the chair. And I was like, I wouldn't sit back in that chair if that lady's going to push me again.

Colton (15:46)

Mmm, okay.

CMoney (16:06)

and they she sits back down and they're still trying to push her on the grass and I was like did y'all not learn the lesson the first time

They keep rolling her. They managed to finally get her, but they finally roll into the corner. And like, I'm just like, where are her parents at? Cause there was another kid, like he was like, I don't, he wasn't in a wheelchair, but I think he made it. He may have had like a learning disability or something, but like his parents immediately got him and they went to the car. And what I mean, like a lot of them, like they, guess like they, like they weren't staying long. They just came to get their diploma and they left. And so like,

Colton (16:36)

Yeah, like, that's fair.

CMoney (16:46)

I think the girl ended up leaving maybe like 10 minutes after that, like after that whole thing, but I was just like, y'all dumped her on graduation. The one night of the year, you dump her.

Colton (16:55)

Like that's, that is

so messed up. Unfortunately it was.

CMoney (16:59)

See,

the problem is that you're laughing about it.

Colton (17:04)

Baby.

CMoney (17:06)

you're messed up. That's the problem. like when I saw like, Colby, I'm so glad I did not record this. But like when I saw it, was like, homegirl is on the floor at graduation right now.

Colton (17:08)

I am.

It is honestly a really messed up situation. Like that is pretty bad.

CMoney (17:21)

And me being me, like if

I was in her shoes, I would have just walked off. Like not walked off to sit down. I would have just kept walking to the parking lot.

It was so bad. It was so bad. but like when she what, Colby?

Colton (17:36)

Huh?

She was in a wheelchair. She couldn't just walk through the parking lot.

CMoney (17:40)

But the thing is she could walk. Yes, she... Kobi,

how do you think she got up and got back into the chair?

Colton (17:48)

Standing up and getting back into a chair is different from walking.

CMoney (17:50)

She walked into the chair.

She walked and sat down into the chair. She only had to walk a couple feet, but still.

Colton (17:59)

Yeah.

CMoney (18:00)

Or if

I'm gonna run off forwards, I'm gonna crawl my ass back to my seat.

Colton (18:04)

You

are not crawling on graduation to the parking lot.

CMoney (18:07)

On graduation, I'm having a fit.

I'm crying, because you just ruined my night.

Colton (18:11)

Yes, the night was ruined. But save faith, just sit back in the chair and try not to say anything.

CMoney (18:13)

Wait.

I would have been bawling my eyes out if I was in that chair. I'm like, there's no fucking way. Sorry for the cussing, but I would have been like, there's no way. There was no, you dumped me out on graduation night. You could have dumped me out on prom. You could have dumped me out on another night, but graduation night?

Colton (18:22)

Nah, that's fair though.

CMoney (18:35)

Well, they had two problems, but that's sets the point. On graduation night?

Colton (18:37)

Okay.

I didn't go to graduation, so...

CMoney (18:43)

Colby, you barely went to school.

Colton (18:46)

⁓ correct.

CMoney (18:49)

Also, I kind of feel bad for the class of 2025 because like, this, so graduation one, they didn't have fireworks at end of their graduation and I was like, oh, that's tough.

Colton (19:00)

supposed to be fireworks?

CMoney (19:02)

You didn't go to your own graduation, so you would not know. But at mine, we had fireworks. When my brother graduated, we had, like, they had fireworks. Class of 2025 did not get fireworks. And what made it even like more, like, that entire class is like, as I watched them, I'm like, this class is going to be special. Like, not special in a bad way, just special. Because like, they got to the very end. Now let me back up really quick.

Colton (19:05)

That's fair.

CMoney (19:31)

There were these two girls. think, I don't, they may have been twins. I do not know. I'm not going to say their full name just because of like how insane, how insanely similar their names are. So let's say one, I'm going to call them like a different, well, not even a different name. So we can do that, but how their name through spell, was literally, it was literally the exact same name. Just one letter different.

Colton (19:51)

Thing one, thing two.

CMoney (20:03)

So if their name was like, let's say, ⁓ I'm not gonna say John, that's a guy's name. Sarah, let's go with Sarah. So Sarah is spelled, like Sarah one is spelled S-A-R-A-H, right? Sarah two.

Colton (20:11)

Joe and Joey.

⁓ yeah, with an H.

CMoney (20:26)

S-A-R-A. ⁓

They're the same name, their middle name, I can give the middle name. It was like Addison. It was A-D-I-S-O-N for the first one. The second one, Addison. A-D-I-S-O-N.

Colton (20:44)

EEEE

CMoney (20:46)

E.

Colton (20:47)

What? That's Edison. That's Edison.

CMoney (20:51)

Edison right it's Edison, but the first the first one was Addison

Colton (20:56)

Allison, Allison?

CMoney (20:58)

Right, but it was literally one, it was one letter off. Like their first name, one letter off. So if it was D-I-A, the other was D-E-A. ⁓

but they were pronounced the same.

Well, very similar. you had Dia and Dia, right?

Very similar. Middle name, similar, just off by one letter. To add the kicker, they both had pink hair.

both had pink. I was like, they gotta be twins. They have to be twins. And somebody's like, no, they're cousins. They're not funny. But I was like, they're twins? Okay. And then at the end of that graduation, they were doing the turning of the tassels. You didn't go to graduation, of course, but they did the turning of the tassels where you go from left to right to signify that you're a graduate. And so when they did that,

These kids had already like they were jumping up one of them. That's not what happened. They got to the very last name. They were jumping up and everything did the turning of the tassels. Everybody's jumping and they're like graduation is not open. It's not over yet. What are all doing? And then they ended up like having like the principal was like I'll wait. So all the kids like they ran back to their seats sat down and then he was like you guys are now graduates and these kids are acting a fool.

once again. Like they're going insane. I'm like y'all are not done yet. So they had to sit back down for the last time. So it took three like they were just all acting a fourth very into graduation. And I was like, you know, this is going to be a special class. Will they all make it through? Probably not. But they have potential to do something. I don't know what.

I don't know, I'm kinda scared for this new generation, like this next generation.

Colton (22:59)

They can't join Alpha.

CMoney (23:02)

I we're getting close to that. we're still like, what, Gen X or something? No, not Gen X, Gen Z. So we're on that second half of Gen Z and in like, what, two or three years, then we'll have Gen Alpha going to high school. Ew.

Colton (23:04)

No.

No, Gen Z.

CMoney (23:21)

Oh, that's so gross. But yeah, the iPad kids will be going, they're going to middle school and a lot of them will be going to high school soon. I think it's three and four years. No, cause like my cousin, he's 11. Gonna be 12 this year.

Colton (23:23)

Yeah.

Aren't you... excited?

CMoney (23:41)

Yeah, about two years. These kids are going to be in high school.

the skibbity toilet kids are gonna be in high school.

Colton (23:46)

and they're gonna be the

newcomers of the workforce. You ready for them to come in?

CMoney (23:51)

The Sigma kids, they're

not, they're not going, they're all, they're all going to want to be streamers.

Colton (24:01)

My generation did the same thing.

CMoney (24:03)

No, these, I'm talking about featured cars, tenets, speed.

And then the, what's up brother?

Colton (24:12)

What the feather? Anyways.

CMoney (24:14)

What's that brother?

Also at graduation, at graduation number two, I saw a kid who looked just like you.

Colton (24:21)

Another doppelganger of me?

CMoney (24:23)

But he was the valedictorian.

Colton (24:27)

⁓ me and another life. Good for him.

CMoney (24:30)

And he went, he's going to Harvard.

I was like, Colby? This kid looks like Colby. And I was like, cause I texted Avery and I was like, this kid literally looks like Colby.

Colton (24:48)

Good for him, bro. Good for him.

CMoney (24:49)

But his hair was

like, was more, it was kind of like, but not as blonde. definitely, like he, this kid got a full ride scholarship to Harvard.

Colton (25:02)

hope he has a good life.

CMoney (25:04)

I mean, he's pretty smart. had all A's throughout, he had all A's all four years of high school.

Colton (25:12)

I just didn't care enough.

CMoney (25:15)

⁓ we know. You stopped going after that first semester. You said, I'm not going back to school.

Colton (25:20)

Yeah, that was 11th grade and it was bad. But look, I came back 12th grade year and I got all A's on all classes that I took.

CMoney (25:29)

You

never went to school, that's the problem.

Colton (25:33)

⁓ yeah, 11th grade, yeah, but I went to 12th grade.

CMoney (25:38)

barely went to school, Colby.

Colton (25:41)

Look, just because I have fun in my hobbies and working... fun.

CMoney (25:44)

Fun. Fun.

All you did was sleep. What are you talking about? Fun.

Colton (25:51)

Sleeping is fun, dude. Daydreaming is the best.

CMoney (25:52)

Okay.

We can do daydreaming.

We're kicking off Summer Chronicles with this episode.

Colton (26:04)

of days.

CMoney (26:05)

Dreaming of the summer. It's gonna be a- I'm not even gonna a doozy, it's gonna be a great one this summer.

Colton (26:13)

Well, you got plans?

CMoney (26:16)

Of I have plans this basketball season. just saw Paige big buckets Becker's on Saturday. I love Paige Becker's.

Colton (26:22)

Wow.

CMoney (26:26)

Paige, if you ever listen to my podcasts, please sponsor me with some Gatorade or something, please. Quench my thirst, Paige. Quench my thirst, huh?

Colton (26:33)

She would sponsor you with Gatorade? She

would sponsor you with Gatorade?

CMoney (26:39)

I a kind donation of Gatorade would be really nice, but I would be very appreciative of a supply package of Sprite.

Not the, not the bottles. I want the cans, please, Paige. But I saw Paige Beckers on Saturday. I had a great time. But I will be going to a lot of basketball games and I'm getting flown out to go to New York with the Atlanta dream. I know I got, I got a busy June. ⁓ what else am I doing this summer? we're having a water day this summer that I'm planning. So super soakers, water balloons.

Colton (26:58)

Ooh.

There you go.

CMoney (27:18)

barbecue, we're gonna have a nice little kickback this summer. Because I think this is one of few summers that we'll have left that we can have our sanity before everything hits the fan.

Colton (27:32)

again, for the nth year in a row.

CMoney (27:38)

Well, last summer was a little bit better. think this summer is like the one before everything hits the fan. Like I feel like it's given like Call of Duty, like the Nuke Town a little bit. I get those vibes. I'm getting Nuke Town vibes. At least I'm not getting, what was that one game? ⁓ The one like you were like in a bunker, Fallout. At least I'm not getting Fallout vibes.

Colton (27:51)

You're getting Nuketown vibes? That's a little... scary.

Or amnesia. That'd be an even worse one.

CMoney (28:10)

or quarantine.

Colton (28:12)

No. Wait, we were there.

CMoney (28:15)

But, but Nuketown, mean, I, when I used to play Call of I'm like, I want to stay in Nuketown. And then every time we got to the end, like the very end of like the round and like, know, like when you were leaving the game, like they ended up nuking the city. was like, nevermind. Nevermind. Cause like they would nuke the town and you see robots flying around. Like all the little dummies would be everywhere. But I think this summer would be one of our best summers. And I will say with the summer Chronicles, we do have a new.

Colton (28:24)

Yeah, the bomb drops.

It's such a classic though.

CMoney (28:44)

I don't know how to describe it. It's not really a logo, but we have like a new color scheme going on. So it gives off like bomb pop kind of vibe. If you get 4th of July, it's a bomb pop kind of style that we got going on because we're going to have fun this summer. We're going to be outside this summer. And we're just here, honestly.

Colton (29:07)

Mmm.

CMoney (29:09)

Also, we're also close to 850 downloads.

Colton (29:14)

keep that number rising I want to see it hit the thousands that's our first like real mark

CMoney (29:23)

We hit a thousand downloads, I will shoot Colby with a firework on the 4th July.

Deal? Deal. Look at that.

Colton (29:32)

⁓

what? I didn't agree to this, but also...

CMoney (29:37)

There

is no agreement. You're on the show now, so.

Colton (29:40)

Alright, uh... Guys, if we ever make it to like 50,000 downloads... Pretty big, I know, that's 50 times more than her goal, but... 10 of those like, fireworks are being tossed inside of her house.

CMoney (29:58)

You're an asshole for that. I hope you, I hope that your FBI, ooh, I sounded a little slow on that one, sorry. If your FBI agent is listening to you, I hope you understand. You just threatened me and this is going everywhere.

Colton (30:12)

You threatened me for...

CMoney (30:13)

I did not. I

did not threaten you. I just said I would shoot you with a firework. I didn't say when. Well, I did say when, but still. wouldn't. Maybe a bottle rocket. How about a bottle rocket? Or no, we could do a Roman candle.

Colton (30:17)

Plead the Firth.

Bottle rocket? We could do a bottle rocket fight. Yeah.

We can start shooting them like Harry Potter, you know? Just bow bow bow bow!

CMoney (30:32)

blindfolded.

Speaking of bow bow at the I'm going to graduation really quick everybody was like they were cheering like for like you know their kid or whatever and I hear like these like sounds it's like a I said those are gunshots and everybody like within like my like vicinity like that could hear me started laughing and I was like y'all are laughing but we live in America I think those are gunshots over there

Colton (31:06)

This is the moon.

Yeah.

CMoney (31:10)

And then there was a bird hanging at the speedway and it was just dangling. Everybody like, I thought it was a live bird. So it looks like, it looked like a giant vulture. Like it was just swinging like off of like one of the poles. Like we thought like it got caught and then electrocuted. It was just a fake bird. So we kept, messed with one person and we told them that, ⁓ it was going to fall, fall on him. And he started panicking to the point he was like, that's not funny. It's going to fall on me. And then he started pushing everybody over.

Because he didn't want the bird to fall on him, but it wasn't gonna fall

Colton (31:44)

It's like a mistletoe bird. Rednecks mistletoe.

CMoney (31:49)

Bacon and Regnex. Did you ever watch Doug Dynasty?

Colton (31:53)

I have, ⁓ I know some of it, but hardly any.

CMoney (31:57)

I never really watched it, but the older guy, I think his name was Phil, he recently passed. Rest in peace, but I don't really know the guy. But I know our countryside listeners definitely enjoyed Duck Dynasty.

Colton (32:04)

day.

Huh.

CMoney (32:16)

I'll grill up some duck for y'all one day. Also, sidetrack, what are your plans for the summer? My bad.

Colton (32:16)

Wow.

Yeah, so I'm kicking this summer off with I'm buying a whole new PC. So I'm going to have even better quality. Well, I guess the webcam's different, so it's not going to be better quality. It's just going to stay the same. I'm going to have better quality. ⁓ Not, yeah, you told me the 16. For free.

CMoney (32:40)

It'll be okay. As long as you can play your games.

Also, I got a new phone coming.

16 Pro.

This is not a sponsored deal, but if you're looking for a new device, definitely go to Verizon. New and existing members do get a free line. They get a free iPhone 16 Pro, iPad, and Apple Watch. Valid until Wednesday.

Colton (33:09)

Literally said that wasn't an ad but you read that off as such an ad read I got we are not sponsored

CMoney (33:15)

Too bad. Too bad. I

wish, but too bad the promotion's over on Wednesday. So take advantage of it now while you can. But I'm sure this episode will be uploaded on Wednesday. whoops. My bad. But for $5.99, you know you can get a two-topping pizza from Little Caesar's. Not sponsored by the way, but Little Caesar's is offering

Colton (33:29)

you missed the deal. Sorry about it.

CMoney (33:40)

I'm just playing. ⁓ I should do brand deals. What do you think?

Colton (33:43)

You absolutely could. You got it down.

CMoney (33:48)

I'm trying to think, give me like a random like, I'm not gonna say random.

Colton (33:51)

Raid Shadow

Legends.

CMoney (33:54)

What?

Colton (33:55)

RAID Shadow Legends.

CMoney (33:57)

Raid, the power killer for all your roaches. Enjoy your summer with Raid.

Colton (34:03)

Okay. I was thinking the mobile game, but Raid Killer works as well.

CMoney (34:08)

I was thinking of Roach Killer.

it's gonna be a long summer, but it's okay.

Colton (34:15)

⁓ did I ever tell you what the total was for the new PC?

CMoney (34:21)

No, but I do know have a total for you for a two for you get a deal now at Walmart for two packs of sunscreen You know those UV rays are hitting a little bit this summer especially in July make sure you go down to your look Neutrogena That was a good sunscreen not only does it it does not really smell like sunscreen and it goes on kind of like lotion But it's not like it's not too oily or nothing and it lasts a little bit longer than your banana boat

Colton (34:32)

I'm not even gonna lie, she even sold me on sunscreen. The ⁓ Neutrogena... It is.

CMoney (34:50)

So grow up and get Neutrogena.

Colton (34:52)

It's actually pretty good.

CMoney (34:54)

Banana boat is cheap

and full of chemicals, not sponsored in any way. Neutrogena, the way to go.

If anybody is listening to this, if any like company is listening to this, please sponsor me. Like you don't have to pay me or nothing. I'm saying this now. Look, you don't have to pay me right now, but please sponsor us or sponsor me. One of us. It can be a hair care product. It can be food, preferably food, but it can be anything. Just please sponsor us because we're

We're not new to the game, but we're new to your game. And with that Gatorade, quench your thirst. Um, I think I am more than capable of producing a good brand deal for y'all. So I think if y'all want like a spokesperson with one eyeball, call me. I can do that for you. I can straighten it up and sew you like an eight ball on a pool table. So please sponsor us.

I almost hit us with that ASPCA commercial. In the arms.

Colton (36:06)

I

don't need this.

Everybody be crying with the dog be crying.

CMoney (36:12)

But still we got a free sponsor deal on animal shelter.

Colton (36:18)

quietly.

CMoney (36:19)

I'm gonna start going to like local restaurants down here and just asking, can y'all sponsor me? No, no cost. Just please sponsor me. I'll do, I'll shout out your restaurant.

Colton (36:27)

You just want to sponsor to sponsor.

CMoney (36:30)

Yeah, but like you don't have to pay me like if it's like a Mexican restaurant, just find me some queso. We're cool And some fresh chips like if you give me chips and queso I promise you I would give you a 10 out of 10 review. I have over 10 000 reviews on like I have 10 000 views on my google review I think I could help you out a little bit I think I could Don't ask me about that one that one view. That's like that one review is like 10 000

Colton (36:36)

That's real though.

CMoney (37:00)

I shouted out one cupcake place and next you know, my entire review blew up.

Colton (37:08)

Did you write like a sentence or did you write like a novel?

CMoney (37:11)

Oh,

I said, y'all, this place is 10 out of 10. Like the best place in town. It was like, it was an hour and a half drive, but the best, the best place in town, the best cupcakes, they got different flavors. I had the strawberry shortcake. had, I got a whole variety assortment, even though I got them for free. Literally I got six food cupcakes and I only paid for two, but good times, but, um,

Colton (37:40)

This is why

Steam puts Got Product for free in their reviews.

CMoney (37:41)

No,

owner literally gave me six free cupcakes and I ended up buying I think two or three additional ones. She didn't have to do that, but I took that and I was like, these are really good. And I gave her like one of my best reviews ever. And I've had like 10,000 plus views on it. Off of that one review. I was like, these cupcakes are like top tier A1 fresh. Like y'all better.

run, don't walk down there, especially on one dollar Thursdays, go get your cupcakes because these these are good. I had the blue velvet. I would fight somebody's mama for a cupcake. That's how good these cupcakes were. And if this lady paid me to give her a review, oh, the same treatment, but she didn't pay me. She gave me free. She gave me free cupcakes, but even if they weren't good. But the thing was, even if they weren't good, I would be like, yeah.

Colton (38:32)

Sounds paid to me.

CMoney (38:38)

Four stars or like they're not the best but the service was really good. No, this lady got five stars because the service was good though. The product was good and overall her service like her entire business is good. Will I shout it out in this episode? Absolutely not because I'm gatekeeping this right now. I'm gatekeeping this story, but definitely like it was a 10 out of 10 experience. Even though the drive sucked the cupcakes were worth it.

Colton (39:06)

You'll find her review on Google.

CMoney (39:09)

If y'all find my review on Google, swear I will burn that place down. Nobody would be getting a cupcake. I'm just playing.

Colton (39:17)

I rarely

review places except if they have like... if they are screaming with something.

CMoney (39:24)

Oh, I- somebody texted me for a review the other day and I was like, yeah, I got you. I literally, I just- I'm- excuse my language. I bullshitted that review. Cause one, I've never been to Pittsburgh. Two, I've never been to this restaurant. Three, it's Lanell. So I gave her the best of the best reviews I can give her. What did I say? Lanell was the best. She was my best- she was the best server. Not only was the food good, but her- her personality? 10 out of 10. Give her a raise.

And who am I? The girl with the 10,000 view cupcake review in the state of Georgia commenting on something in Pittsburgh.

Colton (40:01)

You should become a cupcake reviewer. Seems like you have success.

CMoney (40:04)

Don't do that. Don't

do that, because that will hurt everybody's feelings with a bad cupcake.

Colton (40:09)

The Gordon Ramsay of cupcakes. ⁓

CMoney (40:13)

Like somebody was like, yeah, like this one girl made cupcakes. I never got to wrap this up. This one girl made cupcakes and they were, they were good. I'm not going to lie. They were like cookie monster cupcakes. So it was like blue cake with like, ⁓ like a made from scratch, like cookie batter, ⁓ icing kind of thing. And the icing was very creamy. I don't really care for creamy icing cause it gave off like, ⁓ cream cheese, which I don't like.

But her ice cream was good. The cookies were made from scratch. The cake, the only problem with it was that like it was dense. And like it wasn't dry. It was just very like, it was like a thick tasting like cake. Now if it was bigger, that would have meant it would have been really good. But the cake was, it wasn't dry. was just very dense. And everybody kept saying, her cake is dry. It's not dry. If it's dry, it's crumbly. Now I'm like a fat kid in the candy store when it comes to a cupcake. You can't tell me nothing.

I know what's good and I know what's not good.

Colton (41:13)

I've had one really good cupcake before.

CMoney (41:19)

Your mommy made it for you.

Colton (41:21)

No, God no. No, she makes, she makes, spicy cookies. And them things are the bomb.

CMoney (41:28)

You said spice cookies?

What like snickerdoodle?

Colton (41:34)

Yeah, those too.

CMoney (41:37)

So the basic Caucasian mother cookies.

Colton (41:44)

I haven't found a basic Caucasian mother that makes cookies like that. Or, spice cookies.

CMoney (41:48)

I have sugar cookies.

play sugar cookies.

Colton (41:52)

No, sh- fucking sh- no. Sugar cookies? Awful.

CMoney (41:57)

Also insomnia cookies mid. Sorry. Go ahead. Yeah, we had like they brought it to us like at work last week and I had one mid. It's a, it's up there with crumble. It's not that good. It's, it's overrated.

Colton (42:00)

Insomnia, be.

Oh, were you talking

about the, uh, those cookies that were in there? I didn't get one.

CMoney (42:13)

Yeah.

It's okay, you aren't missing much. Bite the sh-

Colton (42:18)

It didn't look like

it. It looked more like a decoration than anything.

CMoney (42:22)

Wait, what could you be talking about?

Colton (42:25)

anniversary ones.

CMoney (42:26)

No, ⁓

Colton (42:37)

Bye!

I don't know why that one's such a common one. Lemon cookies just feel weird.

CMoney (42:58)

I mean, there's like, I've had like good lemon cookies, but these are like, it's overrated. Like I rather, I rather eat a crumble, I rather eat a crumble cookie that's not cooked all the way than eat an insomnia cookie.

Colton (43:04)

It's never a fan of the lemon cookies.

CMoney (43:15)

Sorry, Crumble is hit or miss. It's hit or miss. Like that pink, that pink sugar cookie, he won. When it was warm, it was good. Now, uh-uh.

You know what we need to do? We need to like we need to go check a local bakery or something and just like reveal like their treats or something. no no no we need to go to Crumble Kiki. We need to go to Crumble like on a good week like when they have a good lineup. We pitch in money for it and we just rate the cookies.

Colton (43:32)

No more cookie. What?

and I have like a full cookie review? I'd be down for that.

CMoney (43:54)

Yeah, because I think it's like they get

like, think they make like five, like it's five, like four or five cookies like each week. Like they're all different. So I think like we should find a good week and just go up there and just go get some.

And if they're trash, I'm not sponsored. We'll let you know.

I will let you know.

Colton (44:16)

We're gonna have some harsh reviews.

CMoney (44:19)

Chocolate Dunk Cookie? Nope. Two out of ten.

Colton (44:23)

The dunk.

CMoney (44:25)

No, I was gonna say chunk, but I ended up getting like the boom guys in my head. Triple choc chocolate cookie? That gets five booms! Boom! Boom!

Colton (44:32)

Mm-hmm.

CMoney (44:40)

Sorry your dad died. He gets three booms.

Speaking of Costco guys, I had a hot dog. I had a hot dog from the, from Costco. It was so good.

It was really good.

Colton (44:57)

They were

good. Costco hot dogs, they're classics.

CMoney (45:02)

Now that chicken bake, I don't know, that's like, that's a heart attack in a bag. I don't know how I feel about that.

Colton (45:07)

I'm another chicken bake.

CMoney (45:09)

I'm scared because it's like rotisserie chicken with like Caesar dressing in it and then it's covered in like a some type of like bread.

Colton (45:21)

Mmm, not gonna lie that sounds good

CMoney (45:24)

Yeah, but

like I'm scared of like I'm scared of Caesar dressing. That's the only thing

Colton (45:28)

Mmm. Buffalo. Wait.

CMoney (45:30)

and then they do have a giant Caesar salad.

Colton (45:37)

flowchain.

CMoney (45:37)

Don't mind a buffalo,

Kazoo.

Colton (45:40)

No. Buffalo chicken do. That is literally... ⁓

CMoney (45:48)

That's everybody's go-to dish right there.

Colton (45:48)

My kryptonite.

And the problem?

CMoney (45:54)

You're gonna have a heartburn before you turn 30.

Colton (45:57)

Great.

I, it's just, my family eats spicy food, a lot of spicy food. I think I'll build up a tolerance.

CMoney (46:06)

I can just see it now, like

somebody makes you buffalo chicken dip for your birthday. You wake up and you're just a fat kid with a bowl of like dip in your bed. You wake up, I got a chip up under my arm. Ooh, that dip, that's something you would do.

Colton (46:14)

Good bro, I wanna be the fat kid with dip in my bed. ⁓

We're

just like

CMoney (46:30)

for real. like, I mean, Buffalo chicken dip, it is good. Like when it's made like perfectly, it's really good. Like I've had like different versions of it where it's like, like the chicken can be like either like too chopped or like it's not chopped enough. And it's just like pieces of chicken in it. But the one that like, I think the one that I had, I think you had it too. The Buffalo chicken dip, like the chicken was like so finely chopped. I thought it was like put into like a blender.

Colton (46:31)

I win, bro. I win.

Mm, mm.

Yeah.

CMoney (46:59)

and it was like mixed in like with the buffalo sauce and everything. Like I didn't really, I tasted dip, but like little to no chicken.

Colton (47:07)

Yeah, there are different, and I do have my preference. I'm not, don't know how to make it yet, because if I did, I'd be dangerous, and I'd make it 24-7.

CMoney (47:20)

I mean, like I said, there's different versions of it, but like the one that I'm referring to, I think you had it last year. But it was like that chicken, like I think it was put into like a food processor or something. Cause that thing was so finely chopped. I don't know. Like if it was cube chicken, I wouldn't even know what it was. Like, I, like, I can't say whose dip it was. It was when we had that big old party where you bought lost your mind, Cabin 23.

Colton (47:23)

Yeah.

Which one are you talking about?

I s- yeah, I know what we're talking about now. I don't know who made it though.

CMoney (47:58)

I know who made it. I mean, it wasn't bad, don't get me wrong. It was not bad. It was just, the chicken was so f-

Colton (48:03)

Yeah, dude, I

still would eat it. It's still buffalo chicken down

CMoney (48:06)

Yeah, but I'm just saying like that chicken was like so finely chopped that I was like, where's the chicken? Like I want to be able to see pieces of chicken within the dish. Like I don't want like a bagel piece of rotisserie chicken, like sticking out of it, but I want to see like, you know, shredded like you took like a fork and you shredded it and everything and you mix it in with your stuff. But if I can't taste the chicken, that's just dip.

Colton (48:32)

And dip is still good.

CMoney (48:34)

Now our dip is good.

Colton (48:36)

Buffalo did.

CMoney (48:39)

Pretty good, pretty good.

Colton (48:43)

My ⁓ my

Ant makes it the best so far. That's my favorite one that I've had.

CMoney (48:52)

I think, my mom, roto dip, that's a good one. I like roto dip as well. Like my mom makes like, we don't, I think we use, like we don't ever use Vavito cheese like for anything but roto dip and it's so good. Did you just roll your eyes?

Colton (48:57)

till it's good.

Mm.

No, my fan's on and it's like wind's hitting my eyes and it's hurting.

CMoney (49:14)

⁓

I was about to say, bash my momma's roto dip? That's fine. You don't have to come over anymore.

Colton (49:19)

Nah, nah, nah, nah,

nah, nah, we don't mess with the roteltip. The roteltip's good.

CMoney (49:23)

It's pretty good. Now, I have like, have you ever had like food that like, you're so used to it but then when somebody else makes it, you're like, what the fuck is that? ⁓ I hate spaghetti.

Colton (49:33)

⁓ yes, spaghetti.

Yeah.

Dude, it... I can't eat anybody's spaghetti other than my mom's. It's so bad. No, it's spaghetti.

CMoney (49:51)

I don't like spaghetti. I'm

not bashing this person for making pasta salad, okay? Their pasta salad, their version is how they make, no, no, no, chicken alfredo. That's what it was. It was like chicken alfredo. So my mom's chicken alfredo is pretty good. I've had alfredo that was like, it tasted odd. And I was like, what is in this? And they're like, Italian dressing.

Dressing does not belong in fettuccine alfredo. Or even just plain chicken alfredo. You don't put dressing in every damn thing. Leave it be. Like, I'll eat it and everything and I won't, like I'm not gonna be just like, I'm not a bastionist person for cooking. Everybody's different in the kitchen. I don't cook, so I can't really complain. A free meal is a free meal, but if it gets a little tangy, I don't really, I can't mess with it. And that pasta was tangy.

Like, it was good though, it's just... I guess like, when you go to like certain people's houses, you're like, I've had better. This isn't bad, but it's not good. Would I eat it again? Probably not. Like, I wouldn't eat it like, if my mom made the version of it, I wouldn't eat it, but...

Or like, you've had pasta salad before, right?

Colton (51:13)

yeah.

CMoney (51:15)

Do you know what goes in pasta salad?

Colton (51:18)

a cotton, though. Noodles. Or I go whatever they're called.

CMoney (51:19)

Okay, so how my mom makes it.

So I'm gonna give you two different versions. So my mom makes it with like, she goes bow tie noodles, grilled chicken, Italian dressing, feta cheese, and then ⁓ tomatoes, right? I've had pasta salad, like those, like the swirly noodles kind of.

Colton (51:29)

Mm-hmm.

⁓ the twist?

CMoney (51:48)

Yeah, so it's like the twist noodles, Italian dressing, cucumbers.

Colton (51:55)

Okay.

CMoney (51:57)

mini pepperonis.

Colton (52:00)

Alright.

Interesting

CMoney (52:03)

And I

don't think it was chicken in it. And...

Colton (52:06)

No, chicken! I mean, I

guess if you're replacing with pepperoni then alright, but chicken.

CMoney (52:13)

And then I've

had another pasta salad. It was the twist noodles again. I think it was a tyrant dressing, but this one had cucumbers and tomatoes. And I don't think that had chicken either.

Colton (52:19)

Yeah, those are pretty common ones.

No meat at all?

CMoney (52:33)

And I was like, what the fuck?

Colton (52:35)

Alright.

CMoney (52:37)

And then I've also had it, I've also had this, this came from like a, like a restaurant. It was like, you've had potato salad before, right?

Colton (52:47)

Uh, I have. I'm not really a fan of it though.

CMoney (52:49)

Have you ever had the one like, okay, there's two different versions of it. You have the one with mustard and the one with mayo.

Colton (52:56)

I think it's man.

CMoney (52:57)

Okay. So you know, the one with mayo tastes a whole lot different than the one with mustard.

Colton (53:02)

I don't know if I've tried the mustard one, but I'd assume it does. Like those are two very different things.

CMoney (53:03)

The mustard one is like, the mayo

one is like more, I think it's more popular. So I went to a restaurant, it was pasta salad, but it was like the twist noodles again, with that mayo, like potato salad mixture, whatever that is. And then maybe a few peppers and that's it.

Colton (53:09)

Yeah.

CMoney (53:25)

And I think like my favorite, like my go-to is probably gonna like the restaurant one, it was pretty good, but it tasted like potato salad. So I was like, there's no potatoes in this. So what the fuck is this? But that one was good. Would I eat it like alone anywhere? Probably not. But like if it was offered to me at a restaurant, probably. And then of course my mom's and then the one that had the cucumbers and the pepperoni. That one, it's okay. It's okay.

Colton (53:32)

Yeah.

This is why I don't... I don't trust people when they say I'm gonna make pasta salad. What are you making? What the hell are you making?

CMoney (53:52)

you

Yeah ⁓

Just pasta

and salad. But like, no, the cucumbers, was like, I was like, dog, you don't put cucumbers in pasta salad.

Colton (54:08)

Yeah, I mean I guess look more green and all

CMoney (54:10)

Like how my mom makes it,

like I don't like tomatoes, but how my mom makes it, it's really good. Like I don't, I won't eat the tomatoes, but I'll, like the feta cheese, the chicken and the pasta and of course the dressing.

Colton (54:22)

wait, you're telling me none of them added cheese?

CMoney (54:27)

No, no, no, my mom had feta cheese.

Colton (54:29)

Yeah, did any of the others have cheese? What?

CMoney (54:32)

Mm-mm.

No, there was pepperonis in one. There was cucumbers in another. And there was like a mayo mixture in the other.

Colton (54:45)

No cheese?

CMoney (54:46)

No.

Colton (54:50)

⁓ my god. my god. That's so messed up.

CMoney (54:51)

Bye! ⁓

But that

Alfredo pasta? Uh-uh. And the thing is the dressing that is used that I enjoy with my mother's pasta, it's Italian dressing. It's not like the one from Olive Garden or nothing. But it's like the Kraft, I think it's Kraft, Italian dressing, which is not bad. But the Alfredo pasta that I've had,

Colton (55:19)

Yeah.

CMoney (55:24)

Like I said, it's a different. It's the olive garden dressing, but, that that's a tangy, but it's okay. It's fine. Like I'm a big, I'm a, I'm a big texture person. if my, if I'm eating your dish and it tastes like, I can like, I'm not gonna say I can separate it, but if I feel like everything tastes like one big clump of food, I'm going to be upset. I should be able to.

Colton (55:36)

Some tang is good.

CMoney (55:54)

distinguish what I'm eating.

Colton (55:56)

Yeah.

CMoney (55:57)

but when the chicken ends up turning, like when the pasta is so soft that it mixes with the chicken and the chicken ends up being pretty thick and it mixes, well not thick, pretty thin and it mixes with the dressing and then now you have a clump of meat in your mouth, I don't like that pause. ⁓

Colton (56:16)

my god,

CMoney (56:17)

I didn't mean it like that, but I'm just like, it's not like it's very like everything's like mushed together. If you can't make pasta, I know I can't cook, but I know how to make pasta. I like my pasta a little bit al dente. But if you make your pasta to the point where like that shit is like about to be separated when it touches your tongue, don't be in the kitchen anymore. Your noodles should not be so soft that it blends in with the meat or the sauce or whatever you're using.

Like Colby may like that, he's, you know, trailer park trash, but-

Colton (56:54)

Buffalo chicken bake, you know?

CMoney (56:57)

That sounds like a heart attack within bread.

That sounds like a heart attack.

Colton (57:05)

You're not a, you're afraid of spicy things.

CMoney (57:09)

No, really.

Colton (57:10)

It's so good though.

CMoney (57:13)

What is like, what's the one dish that like you were like besides spaghetti, what is the one dish that you refuse to eat?

Colton (57:24)

just like.

CMoney (57:25)

It can be like a dessert, can be food, a snack. What's the one thing you refuse to eat?

Colton (57:32)

refused it.

CMoney (57:35)

because I got a few, I know my go-to.

Colton (57:40)

⁓ I'd say there's probably a couple. Like, cranberries if they did that, which is... what? ⁓ Spinach? I'm not a huge fan of spinach. I do try it every now and again just because maybe I'll like it one day. Maybe I'll be Popeye. And okra. Never been a fan of okra.

CMoney (58:04)

When I was in high school, used to take like, they used to give us fried okra. And I was like, yeah, I love okra. And so all the kids, would give me their okra. All I would do, I would just like, I would like bite like part of like that fried like crust. And then I would just throw the okra and just eat the crust.

Okra is so nasty. I didn't like- I don't like the- It's the texture of okra. I don't like that.

Colton (58:23)

just eating straight fried. ⁓

Yeah,

I don't like agreed to those, so I get it. ⁓ corn. My whole family likes corn, and they're annoyed at the fact that I don't. But I try it every year, you never know.

CMoney (58:32)

⁓ Chitlins is still like a top for me. What?

onions like I know I don't like onions

Colton (58:50)

See,

I'm actually okay with onions.

CMoney (58:52)

My mom made me a patty mouth the other day. Uh-uh. I bit into like five onions. said, if you hate me, just say that. Because like, was like, it was slimy and I'm like, that's disgusting.

Colton (58:59)

I don't mind onions. Onions are pretty good.

You're talking about those, not like...

CMoney (59:09)

I mean, it was cooked, but it was just like, don't like onions. And then I went to my room and I was like, what is that on my leg? And I picked it up, because I thought it was something for my dog or something. I picked it up. It was literally a piece of onion. I said, what the fuck? All I smelled was fucking mustard.

I might have wrapped this up real quick.

Colton (59:33)

We are approaching an hour.

CMoney (59:35)

an hour but that

that is fine because this is enough to last you this week next week and then we'll come back it's summer chronicles baby we're gonna keep this going all summer long but speaking of must I can wrap this up it is the summertime it is getting hotter what does not matter where you live it is getting hotter throw on some deodorant throw on some cologne because we would not be stinking

Colton (59:46)

Yeah, so savor it.

CMoney (1:00:05)

this summer.

And if you stink, I will call you out. Do not ruin my summer because you want to smell like an old ass onion off a Shrek's farm. I don't want to hear it.

Class of 2025, congratulations once again. We are proud of you and can, whatever you decide to do, be great at it. I don't care what it is. Go be great. If you want to try new food, go for it. If not, I don't care. Go be, we gotta add.

Colton (1:00:21)

I can't wait.

What do I gotta add? RTX 5080, Ryzen 7, AMD 9080. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's my PC parts.

CMoney (1:00:51)

at a PC.

And Gatorade, sponsor us, please. Page Records, please hit me up and sponsor us, because I'm out of apple juice and I need something to quench my thirst right now. So, please send me some orange Gatorades or something or a local organic company. Send me some juice. Your homegirl's thirsty. And what, Colby?

Colton (1:01:16)

She thirsty. Now hit us with an ad read before you go.

CMoney (1:01:20)

I love Gatorade. Gatorade has always been part of my life since I was a kid. Going to the park, orange Gatorade. Going to a basketball game, orange Gatorade. When a coach is mad at me, red Gatorade. Fuck that. I want orange Gatorade. I love orange Gatorade. Sprite, come on. Come on, Coke. Sponsor me, please. I'm in your hometown. Please sponsor me. But if it's an organic juice, please sponsor me. Like I will do you right. I will give you the best.

Colton (1:01:41)

I'm in your hometown.

CMoney (1:01:49)

Brand deal ever that you have ever hell you can pay me five cents I will do the best I can if you send me a supply of juice. I do not care. I love juice Grape juice to be exact, but that's forever soliciting

Colton (1:02:02)

wow.

How difficult.

CMoney (1:02:08)

you

But I will, I will do my best. if organic farms or something, I don't know. me something. I will, I will grab it and I will chug it with the label out or something. Apple and Eve sponsor me. Please. I love y'all. Honestly, I do. The fruit punch? Please send me some fruit punch. But with all that being said, go get a Gatorade and quench your thirst. Take advantage of that deal on Verizon if it's not Wednesday.

and Paige Buecker's if you're listening to this. I love you. Please send me a Gatorade. And with all that being said, welcome to Summer Chronicles and we'll see you guys next time.

Colton (1:02:56)

Bye bye!