Chickey Delta Phi
Chickey Delta Phi is a podcast created by a group of friends who want to share their experience of this crazy world we live in. The topics of this podcast are a variety of current events, pop culture, and our own stories. The show gives off a vibe of being on the phone with a best friend. It’s chaotic, but you’ll always have a good time.
Chickey Delta Phi
Ep. 32 Trip to the Crashout House
This week, Colby tells all about his visit to church and Caiya crashes out. The duo talk about multiplayer games like Poptropica, and the terrible pollen season. They also discuss, the troubles of social media, and the future of parenting.
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CMoney (00:09)
It is a new week, a new episode, and we are back. I'm your host, Caiya
Colton (00:14)
And I'm the co-host Colby.
CMoney (00:16)
And getting right into it, we're going to talk about pollen season. But before we do that, colby before we hit record, you were just talking about you went to church for the first time.
Colton (00:25)
It wasn't the first time. I don't go to church. Yeah I went to a birthday party one of the friends that was also at the birthday party We got to know each other and then they were like, hey wanna go to church. I was like sure why not? They have free food So I went there for the food and I stayed for the entire service
CMoney (00:27)
Well, first time in a while.
Colton (00:54)
Because I'm good a person. I may not be a Christian, but at least I'm a good person.
CMoney (01:00)
I'm glad that you didn't get up and just leave after you got a plate of food.
Colton (01:05)
thought about it. I really thought about it.
CMoney (01:07)
It's okay.
It's okay, but
you stood there and you did what you're supposed to do and you stayed. I'm proud of you.
Colton (01:16)
I'm an introvert, I didn't want to go to a gathering to begin with.
CMoney (01:21)
It's okay. That's what like it leads to you going somewhere next you know you're getting invited to go to a church. That's how it happens. And then next you know you're like you know it wasn't for me. But then you may just end up keep going after that. You may end up showing to the Easter service.
Colton (01:29)
Yeah.
I... No. But, yeah.
CMoney (01:39)
That's a stretch, okay. It's
okay. I mean, it's not for everybody. I wouldn't say like, I wouldn't force you to go. I would invite you and if you come that one time and you don't want to go after that. But I mean, it's cool.
Colton (01:44)
I know.
Yeah, I make a point to myself to always at least try something once and like I'll go once and usually people are satisfied with that and I'm happy with that because I'm also satisfied with just going once. I don't need to go anymore.
CMoney (02:12)
good. So good.
Colton (02:14)
Let me play my games at home away from all the pollen and people.
CMoney (02:18)
You know?
This Poland season, we've lost a lot of good soldiers this year. We lost too many soldiers.
Colton (02:28)
Yeah, one of them was almost you.
CMoney (02:31)
I'm still going through it right now, but now it's my right eye that's itching really bad.
Colton (02:37)
Is that the good one or the bad one?
CMoney (02:38)
That's
my good eye. I'm just playing this on my good eye. But, no, it's like this pollen season, it's crazy because Georgia just broke the pollen record of like, what was it? 14,000 or something, whatever that like, I can't remember exactly, but it was like, it was pretty high for the pollen count.
Colton (02:43)
you
Yeah.
CMoney (03:00)
That's ridiculous, we got too many mill trees.
Colton (03:03)
We love it here, you know?
CMoney (03:05)
No,
do not. No, like, I opened my, I opened my car door one day and all you saw was this yellow dust coming off of it. And then my trunk didn't open for a good minute because there was so much pollen and water like just stuck together. And I'm like, I don't like it here. I don't, but at least Claritin and Zyrtec, they are making their money. They struck gold.
Colton (03:09)
Everybody's car is yellow now.
Yeah.
CMoney (03:35)
by making allergy medicine.
Colton (03:39)
But yeah, I buy it every year.
CMoney (03:40)
Like,
I feel like you should buy like maybe twice a year because like allergies like they're they're hiding during the spring but wintertime you don't really have allergies but you got to stock up for that next season.
But a good little, a good Claritin goes a long way. Also, like, I don't know if you remember, but I think you left your bottle at work and I took some today.
Colton (03:56)
Hmm.
Yeah, you're welcome. I kind of just keep forgetting to pick it up, so...
CMoney (04:07)
Thank you. It's okay,
soon it's gonna be empty and it's gonna be my fault. I'll buy you another one, it's fine.
Colton (04:15)
Well, I have some at home and now I have some at work, so.
CMoney (04:19)
You should. You're a lifesaver.
Also, did you work today?
Colton (04:26)
I did not. What happened?
CMoney (04:27)
So there
was a story about some bees that were around, like that was around work today. And I heard this from somebody, were, cause I think this was like maybe an hour before I got there. But there was a swarm of bees in one of the, like one of the bushes, like towards the back door, like going towards the kitchen. And they were moving, they were moving the, the queen. So they moved the queen to like, you know, like where the, like where that hotel is at, not the new one, but the one like literally right next to us.
Colton (04:46)
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
CMoney (04:59)
So they
were moving the queen to one of the bushes and they put her in a bush and it was just a swarm of bees in the drive-through.
Colton (05:09)
Wait, someone was physically moving?
CMoney (05:10)
No, no,
no, these bees were moving the queen bee. Yeah, the bees are moving the queen. And so it was like a huge swarm. So it went from the back door. So it went from the back door to like the hotel. And so the person that told me the story, they said like they weren't even standing up under the awning. They were further down to where we have our mobile cache. They were taking orders all the way down there because of the bees. Like they knew the bees weren't going to like seeing them or nothing.
Colton (05:14)
the bees were moving the queen.
Jesus.
CMoney (05:41)
But it was just so many and they had a video. Colby, all you saw was yellow. It was just a swarm of yellow just buzzing around. And so the owner had to call some beekeepers to come out and they literally, got, they had to cut a bush down to get rid of the bees.
Colton (05:48)
Haha.
Mm-hmm.
CMoney (06:07)
And what ended up happening was a person that had recorded the video. were like, I was using the radio to tell them that there's bees outside. And at this point I'm at work now. And inside people were like, what do want me to do about it? What do you want me to do about it? Like they didn't, they didn't know the severity of the bees. They just thought it was like, you know, one or two bees. Colby, this was a huge swarm of them. And the people inside were like, it's not that bad. It's not that bad.
Colton (06:08)
That makes sense.
Hmm.
CMoney (06:36)
It's pollen season, it's spring, it's gonna be bees. They didn't expect it to be a shit ton of bees outside.
So the people that downplayed it inside were just like, it's fine. It's just, you know, springtime. While people were fighting for their lives outside.
Colton (06:45)
Jesus.
That sounds like an average day.
CMoney (07:00)
Noooo
Colton (07:03)
winter
especially.
CMoney (07:06)
It's always something, like whenever you're not at work, it's always something. Like you either have- go ahead.
Colton (07:09)
It's a hard time.
Yeah, like why...
Why does everything just stop working when I'm gone?
CMoney (07:19)
What's that working now?
Colton (07:22)
I don't know. Something stupid happens when I'm not there.
CMoney (07:26)
It's
always like it's either like somebody like doesn't have shoes on somebody's on like somebody's doing drugs or something Somebody's peeing in being in the sink. It's always something when you're not there
Colton (07:31)
So beautiful.
Yeah, I didn't even see the crack heads from a couple weeks ago.
CMoney (07:40)
Ooh,
I know I'm getting sidetracked. I wanted to wait for this. I wanted to wait to tell the story another day. I hate hospitals.
Colton (07:50)
Okay.
CMoney (07:51)
I hate hospitals. I do not care.
I hate hospitals. I'm gonna give you the short end of this story. So I had to go to the ER for something this past weekend. And as I'm sitting there, just waiting and everything, me and my mom are sitting there. And this lady, she like, I'm sitting in the waiting room. She comes out of this other area, she's just got discharged from the hospital.
Colton (07:57)
Why?
CMoney (08:18)
First thing she does, she's holding two bags of clothes. She goes to the phone. The phone is like, if we're sitting, say where I'm at, it's like a seat. There's a seat here and then off, off camera, there's a phone. So the phone is pretty close to you. This lady is asking for cab services. So she goes up to the front, to the check-in desk or whatever, and is asking for recommendations for a cab. They give her a list. She starts calling people.
Colby, she's making this call. She's calling this like some guy that she knows and she's like, can you take me to Atlanta to go buy some hair?
Colton (08:56)
Hmm.
CMoney (08:56)
Colby, she doesn't care about nothing. She doesn't care about getting home. She doesn't care about nothing. She just wants to go buy some hair before it closes.
Colton (09:04)
Let the woman have her weave.
CMoney (09:07)
Colby, she didn't have any shoes on, so I don't know how she was gonna get there. So when she walked around, she had her shoes in her hand, but they were worn down flip flops, like you would've thought she was walking down the street for miles. So she drops everything, she's on the phone trying to call. So she's calling, hanging up, calling, hanging up, calling, hanging up. She's just doing that for like an hour. And then the supervisor, guess, I don't know how they call people in the hospitals, but somebody higher up, they come out and they're like,
Colton (09:09)
well.
CMoney (09:37)
what's going on and people are like they're talking amongst each other like I don't know like this lady's going crazy because she's like can like I just need to get an uber or or a cab can like can you get me or something can you do accept cash app and you know most people they don't accept cash app she's like only have cash app they were like we want cash and so she ended up she hangs up calls somebody else and the person she was calling they were like I can't pay for you to get your hair and for you to get to Atlanta
Colton (09:53)
Yeah.
CMoney (10:07)
The lady was like, just want get hair. I don't care about nothing. Just get me hair. so supervisor comes like, they come past the desk at this point and they go, ma'am, is everything okay? Lady's on the phone. She goes, hold on. Everything is fine. Do you know a cab? Do you know a cab anywhere? Like just yelling that. And she was like, I only know the ones that we gave you on the sheet. And so the lady was like, no, like if you're not going to help me, just walk away. The lady walks away. She goes back on the phone. She goes,
Yeah, then this dumb bitch walked up to me talking about how fucking do I need help? You better get out of here. And she started like just cussing and I was like, she's asking if you're okay. She was like, stupid bitch. And I was like, my God. And then she hangs up the phone, calls again. And at this point, she's not on the phone anymore. She's just walking around just getting frustrated. Cause they were like, who are you? Cause she took off her medical band.
Colton (10:40)
You
Jesus Christ.
CMoney (11:04)
Takes off the bandeau like, ma'am, who are you? She said, I'm so-and-so. I just got discharged. I'm just trying to go buy some hair. I don't want to be here all day. Comes back to the phone, looks at my mom, goes, excuse me, can any of you get me an Uber? My mom said, mm-mm. I didn't even make eye contact. Like, Colby, my left eye straightened up, and I didn't even look at her.
Colton (11:27)
no.
CMoney (11:30)
So cuz I have my I had my iPad
and like you would have thought I was like the biggest iPad kid I was like sitting there and I straightened up my left eye I said, please ask me no questions And I'm trying not to make like every time she kept talking I kept trying like not I would look at her and I would make eye contact and I'm like, fuck and so that incinerated more conversations and she's like, you sure you can't give me an uber Mom was like, no, can't help you. I'm so sorry and I'm just like
Colton (11:37)
Mm-hmm
You
CMoney (12:00)
playing on my iPad, shaking like a fucking dog. And I'm like, please don't ask me no questions. And then, shoot, then like, she had a piece of paper in her hand. This is where like everything just like, I almost lost it. She had a piece of paper in her hand. Keep in mind, still no shoes on her feet. Drops the piece of paper. Colby, she gripped her fucking feet over this paper. She put her grippers on the paper.
Colton (12:06)
Oh my god...
Mm. Mm. Mm.
CMoney (12:30)
and he gripped the paper with her foot. I said, fuck no. And I had to get up.
Colton (12:41)
Not the grippers, bro.
CMoney (12:42)
Like, Colby, she
gripped the fucking paper. Cause my mom was about to tell her, ma'am, you dropped something.
Colton (12:48)
You
CMoney (12:50)
she gripped her fucking feet on that paper. She grabbed the paper and just went on with her business.
Colton (12:56)
people actually, people actually
using their grippers for gripping is crazy,
CMoney (13:03)
Because
I was in the middle of texting my mom saying she dropped the piece of paper and I see in the corner my fucking grippers like Her feet smacked the ground she picked up the paper Colby I had to like I had to adjust I was like I had to adjust my seat and look the other way cuz that's how bad it was and then She I don't know. I think she got a ride or something leaves and then this guy comes in
Colton (13:25)
you
CMoney (13:32)
This is like, I know like I'm going off or whatever. This guy comes in. And my mom is like he's on something like he's coming off a high or something. So now, my mom like we're still sitting in the same seat. So I'm here, my mom is here. There's two seats on my right. So it goes empty, empty person like at the the far end. This man sits down at the far end of those seats. He's just
I'm at this point I'm playing like I think I'm drawing so I'm drawing on procreate and this man is his coughing he's like and I have a mask on like when I walked in I put a mask on Colby this man is like hacking up a lung like he had like one of those like one of those little vomit baggies or whatever he's just hacking up along and I was like God please let us don't be in here all day please don't let us be in here all day and the thing is like this man is getting sick
Colton (14:29)
You
CMoney (14:31)
two seats away from me. So like he'll like he'll get sick, he'll throw it away and he'll just sit there he goes, and I'm like, God, please answer my prayers, please help me. And because we've been there already for a while. And the guy ends up going to the restroom, the guy ends up moving seats. So now he's sitting across from us like so you got some chairs and then you got another set like across like
literally right over that. He's sitting over there leaning against the wall, just coughing or whatever. And then some other people come in, my mom's still in the restroom. And then the guy gets up and I said, I swear to God, he better not sit next to me. I swear to God, better not sit next to me. Colby, the motherfucker gets up and sits next to me.
Colton (15:03)
Yeah.
CMoney (15:24)
and he was digging in his bag, I said...
God, if I have done anything wrong, I am sorry. If this man gets his little green ass baggie again, I swear on everything, I will lose my mind. I will leave the hospital and go home. I do not care about anything right now. Colby, he starts digging, starts coughing. I said, uh-uh. And by the grace of God, I got a phone call. I said, thank God, my prayers have been answered. Colby, didn't...
I've never grabbed my stuff so fast to get up out of there. I went to the bathroom. said, I can't. And I told my mom, said, I said, thank God you called me. Cause that man was about to, he was about to hack up something. And I did not want to be next to him. Like I was clenching my iPad. I wasn't even drawing at this point. I was just sitting there. Screen is blank. I'm holding onto my mom's purse, my wallet, my keys. I'm having everything in my hand. Cause I am afraid.
Colton (16:02)
You
having a mental breakdown.
CMoney (16:26)
I can't
do it. And then this old man walks in. No, sorry. He doesn't walk in. He's wheeled in and he goes, I think I got COVID pneumonia. I said, you, I said, are you, I said, are you fucking kidding me? There is no fucking way. I said.
Colton (16:37)
COVID pneumonia?
You
CMoney (16:46)
And like, so at this point, I'm waiting at the check-in, I'm like, hey, can you please like check on like the time and stuff. Colby. This man, they finally, they call him and him and like his caregiver or whatever, they're like, what's going on today, Mr. So-and-so? And he's just like, he said, I said, uh-uh. He's he's revving up like a engine in the fucking winter. I said, God, this man is like,
I gotta get some x-rays. They were like, why, why do need x-rays? Colby, he coughs. And the doctor goes, that's why.
Colton (17:23)
Hahaha
CMoney (17:25)
I said, God please, I wanna go home. Koi, we got there at three, like two, three o'clock. We didn't leave till eight.
Colton (17:36)
Jesus.
CMoney (17:37)
Not only was I hungry, I was tired, I felt disgusted. When I say I sped home, me, I had my mother in the car, I sped home. And I said, as soon as I get home, I'm taking a fucking shower. And what did I do? I scrubbed my whole body down. I sanitized my clothes. Hell, I didn't even go to bed yet, but I cleaned everything. Hospitals are disgusting. I don't care how bad of an emergency you have.
no, sorry. I don't care how bad of an emergency I have. I'll just, I'll just bite the bullet and just go. Cause I cannot sit in hospital. I don't know how people just sit comfortably and just, and you know, wait.
Colton (18:23)
Well, I never had an encounter like you have. And I've been sitting in hospital waiting rooms for like a long time before. I used to go with my... Yeah, no, I never went to the ER.
CMoney (18:35)
I was in the E- I was in the ER.
I can't do it again.
Colton (18:43)
No, I, it was always doctor's offices. I'd go with my grandma and this was like when I was like five, there were eight. So I'd just be sitting in there looking at little goldfish that are like swimming around in the tank that they have. And my grandma would always pack little packets of &Ms. I'll have those as snack.
CMoney (19:03)
Wish I had
a look. I wish I had a luxury like that. You know what I had for my view
Colton (19:10)
Yeah.
CMoney (19:10)
a purple Myconite on the ground.
My entertainment, besides my iPad that was about to die, was a purple Myconike that was on the ground.
Colton (19:16)
I know.
single purple like
CMoney (19:26)
And you know what's so crazy about this Mike and Ike? I
was like, I said, if I wasn't so afraid of being in this hospital, I would eat this Mike and Ike off the ground.
And then somebody kicked the fucking mic and Ike and I was like, bro, what the fuck? That was my only entertainment that I had and it moved. said, it's in a different spot now. I was getting a little delusional.
But it wasn't, it wasn't, Colby, wasn't just any purple Mike and Ike. You know what kind of Mike and Ike it was?
Colton (19:50)
No, I'd sit in silence. I didn't have any entertainment.
Yep, there's difference.
CMoney (19:58)
It was
a tropical Mike night.
Colton (20:02)
yeah, dude. Tropicals are the best.
CMoney (20:02)
And I know it was grape flavored, so I knew
I would've been pissed. But no, I wouldn't eat off the ground at the hospital. That's fucking disgusting. I have some fucking morals.
Colton (20:11)
well, don't eat off the
ground anywhere.
Do you eat stuff off the ground?
Okay.
CMoney (20:24)
We were all kids at one point. At some point of our lives. I think that's why I'm so special.
Colton (20:32)
Yeah, you very special.
CMoney (20:34)
Don't call me special, you little rat.
Colton (20:37)
I ain't a rat.
CMoney (20:38)
There's
one story that I have that I always tell people about. The one... the tropical... Remember the blue pack of Skittles?
Colton (20:50)
blue pack of skittles. Are you talking about...
CMoney (20:52)
It's like the, it's like the,
the tropical ones.
Colton (20:56)
Is it the sour one? Or is that different?
CMoney (20:59)
tropical It's the it's the blue it's it's the blue pack of skittles as a banana flavored Yeah Yeah, there's a bit like there's a banana skittle or whatever like it's a tropical kind
Colton (21:02)
I don't know if I've ever seen a tropical bag of skittles.
What? That exists?
I have
never heard of this.
CMoney (21:19)
Colby,
you have heard of it. You have.
Colton (21:22)
No. There
was always original Skittles and that Sourkind that I didn't like at all. I've never heard of Tropical. Yeah, they sucked. I've never heard of that.
CMoney (21:28)
The sour skittles? Shut up. There are tropical skittles. That's an actual thing.
Colby, you don't get out much.
Colton (21:40)
Well, I went to church, okay?
CMoney (21:43)
Shut up. Like the purple Skittles. You've seen this pack before.
Colton (21:47)
Yeah.
No. Never seen that bag before.
CMoney (21:50)
you- my gosh.
The motto of the year for you is that you have not lived because these have been around for god knows how long. Have you not been to Dollar General? I know I'm talking fast right now. Have you not been to Dollar General and experienced the purple and blue bag, like the duro skittles?
Colton (22:09)
No.
CMoney (22:10)
Okay, tropical skittles. Tropical skittles, they're, it's a different breed. They're pretty good, but I hate the banana flavored ones. Like I love banana, but I don't like banana flavored skittles. I've eaten so much of them.
Colton (22:12)
I go to Della General.
Really?
I feel like
that would... Well.
CMoney (22:27)
It's too much. Where I'm getting at with this story was like when I was a kid the tropical school just like they had just came out and me being me I was like I was a kid and they I was a kid in a park I'm walking around the park and I look on the ground and I'm thinking shit. It's a blue skin on the ground
Colton (22:48)
No.
CMoney (22:49)
And so I do like I did a spongebob double look so I looked to my right looked my left I look behind me I look in front of me make sure nobody's coming I Drop down like a matter of time. I shoot I pick up and I pick up this dead skittle. I Dusted off right and I said I was I said five second rule even though it's been on the ground for god knows how long And I eat it Colby to my disappointment guess what it was a blue fucking
Colton (22:51)
No.
What?
I thought you were about to say a molded skittle. A molded banana skittle.
CMoney (23:25)
No, it was
a blue I don't like &Ms. That was the first and last time that I ever trusted my gut on something. And I spit it out right where I picked it up from too. said, that's fucking nasty. And I went to go buy a pack of Skittles to fill my heart. I've never been so pissed off. That was the first and last time that I ever ate something off the ground.
I was like six when this happened.
Colton (23:56)
I've never done that.
CMoney (23:58)
You don't get out much though, it is fine if you don't do that, but that was my one moment that I had, was like, maybe if I eat something off the ground this one time, it'll be all, you know, great. No, it was a blue You know what's worse than biting in the chocolate?
Colton (24:15)
&Ms.
for what?
CMoney (24:18)
thinking it's a skittle. Like, I should've just like, I should've just smushed it into my hand, but no, it was a fucking &M's. I don't like &M's. If you like chocolate, cool, but &M's, your taste buds, you might just look dog shit at this point. I don't care. That's disgusting. Stop making me laugh.
Colton (24:22)
Yeah.
CMoney (24:41)
It's not... It was a time. Since you're a kid that was always indoors, did you ever play like... Go ahead and get your stuttering out the way.
Colton (24:52)
I'm...
I was literally not indoors all the time. Most of
Go ahead.
CMoney (25:04)
Going with your dad every other weekend does not count.
Colton (25:11)
Alright, first of all, screw you. Second of all, it was my grandma. So, chill out there, bud.
CMoney (25:18)
You
Sure custody for real.
I'm sorry that was that was so mean I'm so sorry
Colton (25:27)
You
Alright then.
CMoney (25:30)
My bad.
Sorry.
Colton (25:33)
Since I'm so indoors, let me hear about it.
CMoney (25:38)
I'm sorry, that was so fucked up.
Colton (25:39)
I'm
so sheltered.
CMoney (25:41)
That was- that was fucked, I'm so sorry.
Colton (25:44)
Jokes on you. I had two wheeze, okay?
CMoney (25:47)
Hmm.
I can't imagine. Colby, you're going to dad's, you're going to dad's for the weekend. No, you're not. You're going to grandma's house.
Colton (25:53)
To Christmases.
Two birthdays, you know?
Yeah, what about it, huh?
CMoney (26:04)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
was was that was fucked up. I'm so sorry.
Colton (26:13)
Go on.
Alright, we're all waiting. You had a story you were gonna tell me. You were gonna get on my case about something. Other than my dad.
CMoney (26:27)
I'm sorry. Yes, you know I'm not It's okay. Our parents have gone through some stuff. You know, it's okay
Colton (26:34)
wait, hold on, let me get it, just... God!
That's a good old knee slammer right there!
CMoney (26:41)
Sorry, if you are or watching this, Colby's about to cry in a second, so just send him some hearts and some love after this, his family trauma is a lot.
Colton (26:53)
about to fill this glass with salty tears.
CMoney (26:56)
Is that the water from... Okay, side track. Okay, voodoo... You know what? Voodoo is real. But there is a saying that if you make somebody cry, you're gonna reap what you sow. If you really upset them and you make them cry, it's gonna come back and bite you in the ass. Because your tears are very powerful. So if you start crying, I'm sorry.
Colton (27:00)
Okay, again.
Hmm.
CMoney (27:23)
Just hold him in. don't want to just hold him in. You'll be okay.
Colton (27:27)
No, I'm okay. I'm just more confused than anything. Go ahead. Okay.
CMoney (27:30)
As you should be. But, you know, you're
gonna see grandma next week, so it's okay. but...
Colton (27:39)
I'm gonna see grandma this Sunday actually.
CMoney (27:42)
As you should, it's her turn anyway. But as a kid, did you ever-
Colton (27:52)
Uhhh, you're really beating this one into the bush like the bees!
CMoney (27:52)
Good times I
Mean at least you got grandparents that are still around. That's a good thing. That's a good thing
Anyways, did you ever play games like Club Penguin and wizard 101 growing up?
Colton (28:15)
I didn't play those, but I did play a bunch of
CMoney (28:19)
Okay, I mean that's a good start. That's a good start. I'll give that to you.
Colton (28:24)
I mean, I know about some of the Club Penguin lore and then how I got shut down.
CMoney (28:30)
Did you ever play like Poptropica at school?
Colton (28:35)
yeah. Cool math, games, dude. And then giving an excuse of how it's actually an educational site, even though it's not at all.
CMoney (28:44)
Okay, you played that one side of Poptropica that was very educational.
Colton (28:49)
No, I had actually a computer at home and I played Poptropica at home as well.
CMoney (28:55)
Do you ever play like the parking games on Cool Maths for kids? I could not park this save my life. No, not Crazy Taxi. I mean, we're different ages, so we didn't have Crazy Taxi. We had like, I had, I think, Lava Boy or something, and Ice Girl or whatever.
Colton (28:58)
Yeah, crazy taxi.
they were just different names.
Lava boy? Wait. Yeah, lava boy. Fire boy and lava girl. What? Fire- wait, fire boy and water girl.
CMoney (29:19)
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. No fire boy.
Yeah. We had that. Like I had that Papa's bakery. Um, no, no, no. the time. That's what going to say. But like we had, yeah, it was like, was like Papa's like, uh, not bakery at the time. I think it was like burgeria or, or pizzeria, something like that. I always crashed out after the first day. Um, they end up.
Colton (29:30)
Shark boy and lava girl.
Yeah.
There's like
30 different games in that franchise.
CMoney (29:50)
Yeah, I have Bakeria on my iPad. I love Bakeria so much. But the one with the wings, oh, I will crash out every single time. Because it's so complicated, because you have to make like buffalo wings, you have to like toss them in like barbecue sauce and put a blue, it's, it's, uh-uh. But what I'm trying to get at is that we had so much fun as kids, like playing online games.
Colton (30:00)
What?
CMoney (30:15)
that like we were playing multiplayer, even though cool math wasn't really like a multiplayer game. had things that pop tropical club penguin. That was, that was my shit right there. my mom will buy me the memberships like every other week or every other month when they were like $4 or something. But, we had games like that and it was like, it was what I'm trying to get as like the games were like, they were fun and they were safe at some point.
Even early Roblox was fun at some point.
Play fun and safe.
Colton (30:48)
Safe, safe. I don't think any online space is
CMoney (30:51)
I mean, it wasn't like, I mean, like when I say, I
mean, like when it was safe, like when I mean by safe, I mean like you had more people your age playing the said game than what it is today.
Colton (31:03)
yeah,
you... Like how unfortunately Minecraft is?
CMoney (31:07)
I don't even know about that, but I know roblox now it's like you have like Let's say 30 year olds playing with like they're purposely playing with like eight year olds and they're trying to like get in contact with them That's weird
Colton (31:23)
Yeah, cheese pizza is not fun.
CMoney (31:26)
I haven't watched a lot of EDP watch so they've been catching a lot of people that play like they've been catching a lot of people on Roblox as well which is insane. Like I play a game on Roblox it's like the like the Liberty response like like the it's like a similar it's like it's like a role play game but it's like you can be like a first responder. So in that game I don't talk to anybody because like I said that is weird because like it's mainly people that are like younger than you. So.
Colton (31:54)
Mm-hmm.
CMoney (31:54)
I
don't like, I don't talk to anyone unless like I'm playing with my boyfriend or my cousin. I'm not talking to anyone. Now if I'm asked a question, cool, I'll answer the question, keep it at that. But you won't see me like in a lobby trying to make friends with these random ass kids. And sometimes it's grown ass men as well that are playing this game, but like I said, I'm not talking, like I do not, I can't have a conversation with people in the game, like in game.
Colton (32:20)
Yeah, basically my rule of thumb is treat online games like Omegle.
CMoney (32:27)
That's even worse, Colby.
Colton (32:31)
Yeah, exactly. So now you know what to expect.
CMoney (32:35)
Well, I mean, I never really used Omegle, but like my thing is like, I like to have fun. Like I have fun playing the game how I like to play. But at my age, you're not going to see me talking to like a seven year old. Cause like I said, that is weird. It doesn't matter the context, like whether it's friendly or not. No. Now if it's somebody that's around my age, cool. We can have a conversation about like, you know, what are we going to do? Like what are we going to do in the server? Like trying to make a game plan on how to like save lives in the game.
But if it's like if it's literally like a fucking toddler, no, I'm not you can figure out to the game on your own I'm not gonna tell you how to play the game I'm just I'm just gonna put out my fires and keep going now if you need help cool, but I'm not gonna talk to you not one time But there are people like when I like when I watch like videos and stuff they like they know the age of these kids and They're still pursuing it in whatever way that they want, which is weird
Colton (33:35)
Have you gone down the Minecraft YouTuber rabbit hole?
CMoney (33:39)
No.
Colton (33:41)
it do like every single one of
Almost every single one of them. So Minecraft and specifically Minecraft YouTubers had this reputation of being a bunch of CPs. So.
CMoney (33:59)
I mean, it makes sense. you are a loser who maybe didn't get any attention growing up when the game first came out. You're still not getting attention now, but now because there's someone younger than you that's more vulnerable, you're going to take everything that you, like you're going to take everything from them and make the game unenjoyable for them. But you're finding joy in it because you finally have someone that's going to like give you the interaction in the time of day.
when they're literal, like, they're actual children.
Colton (34:34)
Yeah. I, in my case, I don't necessarily care about like the age gap when playing games, but it's only about the game.
CMoney (34:35)
And it's like, that's like, go ahead.
I'm gonna eat it.
Right, if it's like, if you're strictly about the game, cool, but if you're like, what are you doing now? Like, what are you going to do when you get off the game? Now you're being like, there's no conversation for that. Like, or like, they're like, like, do you want to like, like if you're playing Roblox, they're like, do you want to go play another game? I don't want to really want to play another game. I just want to stay in the game that I'm playing right now. Unless it's like, unless it's like.
Colton (34:55)
No, no big no-no
Well, I'm
actually, yeah, I'm a little fine with that one.
CMoney (35:12)
I
mean, unless it's you know, the like, pass the bomb or something like where it's like, yeah, you can play different games, but then you're like, or if it's like somebody randomly like, well, I have a game in mind and like, they get invited to the said game. And it's just nothing but cheese pizza. Or people that enjoy that and everything. And then like they're doing stuff where it's like, I've been watching a lot of like EDP videos and
Colton (35:18)
Yeah.
Yeah.
CMoney (35:37)
the minds of these people, it's like, it's so concerning because sometimes it's people that you see on a day to day basis and then others, they just fit the narrative that like, they enjoy stuff like that.
Colton (35:49)
I never understood it. Which I'm thankful for. know, I don't wanna... It's just unappealing. But in my case...
CMoney (35:57)
There's nothing to understand about it. It's just you're like these
people are like they enjoy the innocence of a minor, which is disgusting. They find joy in that and they, they would keep doing it. They're Oh, I learned my lesson. No, you didn't cause you're still doing it. And now you have said evidence in your phone and you're to be prosecuted for it. That's the lows of the lows.
Colton (36:07)
Yeah, very.
Yeah, I never understood it. It's like, you know this is illegal. You know you can be arrested for it. yeah. So why ever take that risk?
CMoney (36:26)
And you can delete it no matter how much you try.
because they think they're never gonna get caught, I guess.
Colton (36:41)
Just stupid.
CMoney (36:42)
Cause like I said, like when I played games growing up, like I played games like small worlds, clubbing, and stuff, you had people closer to your age. And sometimes you may have had people like 18 or so, but nobody like 30 years old playing a fucking game.
Colton (36:57)
Yeah, cause gaming was kinda shunned. And now that it's opened up, there's like a ton of other people, and then... So I'm trying to take advantage of others, in that case.
CMoney (37:07)
Or like,
if like, if you're going to have a, like, if you, if you want to be an adult that plays games, cool. Maybe create a game that is meant for you. Like not like nothing weird or nothing, but like how would you say, I think there was a game back then called like IMVU or something and it was meant for teens, like 18, like it was 19, 18, it was 17 and up. And so you had people closer to your age and you had people in their twenties playing this said game, but it was mainly meant for people that are older.
And then at one point they changed it to where it was 18 and up, and so you had to be 18 to play the said game. Which is, that's fine. Of course, people lie, but go ahead.
Colton (37:44)
Okay, so.
Yes, your thinking is idealistic. To explain it a bit more, let me put it this way. Do you know the age range of Pokemon?
CMoney (38:00)
Pokemon it's what is like 7 up or something
Colton (38:06)
I'm pretty sure it's in all ages or something like that. Like, just generally any Pokemon game. It's something like that. You actually get more people over the age of 20 playing Pokemon and that are interested in Pokemon than the younger audience, even though it was actually more targeted towards the younger audience. Yeah. And instead, in the gaming atmosphere, you actually get a lot of...
CMoney (38:23)
because they have money now.
Colton (38:35)
teens and like 12 year olds or less playing GTA which is specifically 18 and up
CMoney (38:46)
But I mean I I mean I had GTA as a kid but the thing was like I never like I knew I knew the game like I had hell I played GTA 4 when I was like I think 11 maybe but Like when I came under GTA 5 I didn't get that game until I turned 17 until I turned I think 16 or 17 Because my mom didn't want to buy it and like the thing is like the people at games out there like You don't want to the game because it has nudity and all this other stuff in the game. My mom was like
Colton (39:06)
Hmm.
CMoney (39:14)
And they were like in the guy that like the guy that was selling it to my mom He was like, you don't he said you really don't want the game because there's a torture scene Maybe me I'm like 16 17. I'm like get the game get the game get the game Just buy it buy the game buy the game. It'll be fine. And so when I got to that point I purposely like I I played the game and my mom was asleep so when she like when she was asleep, I
Colton (39:16)
Hehe.
Yeah, there it is.
CMoney (39:43)
played like that scene. Sometimes I just skip the scene as a whole. But I would play that scene and I didn't think much of it. I was like, oh, this is pretty crazy. This is crazy. But it wasn't like, oh, I want to do that to somebody one day or nothing. But I mean, like I said, I played the game. I've grown up playing games, like not like that, but I've played GTA a few times to where like I understand the game. And yeah, I wouldn't like if I had kids.
Colton (39:55)
Hmm.
Yeah.
CMoney (40:12)
I wouldn't let them play it until they got to like maybe 17 or so.
Colton (40:17)
Yeah, the thing is, is...
letting somebody really young play a game like GTA.
can offer, it can make them see situations differently. Like they can look at like very gory, even movies too, like very gory scenes in a movie, very gory scenes in games, and then be like, okay. Like they may be shocked, they may be like, that's disgusting. But then again, that's also starting to affirm what is normal. Because like during those stages of life,
you're literally just learning what is normal. So when they see stuff like that and they're like, yeah, this is normal, you could create a psychopath, which is the worry of it.
CMoney (41:08)
But the thing is
like, can be said about social media as well.
Colton (41:14)
social media is the biggest thing about it. It's so bad. Have you heard about the YouTube ads being basically just porn?
CMoney (41:22)
not even mine. Mine are mainly like politics and stuff and like AI. Like even during the election, like during the election, mine was like strictly like propaganda against like it was not even propaganda. It was just a whole bunch of political stuff against Kamala Harris. And I'm like, I already voted. I don't really care. But it was like, well, this person's bad. This person's worse. And it was just back and forth. And I'm like, I really don't really, I don't care. I'm just gonna watch a video. But social media as a whole.
Colton (41:29)
I don't even have ads on YouTube.
Yeah, every other
commercial would be something like that.
CMoney (41:52)
Like, Twitter
is full of like, it's full of negatives. TikTok is full of negatives. Everything is full of negatives, but it's, we condition our minds to see what we want to see. Now, if we purposely keep liking things that are depressing, we're going to be more depressed. It's what you really see. And the more that you watch it, the more like your mind gets altered, like you said, to where that can be you. Like if somebody's watching, like,
Colton (42:09)
Hmm.
CMoney (42:20)
hell when this go back to the last episode about the girl with like the Amish kid or whatever if you keep watching all my videos you're gonna be oh maybe I want to be Amish or if you see someone that it is known for like just baking you can wait I want to start baking more I won't start doing this I want to start doing that like that whole sourdough trend people were just watching sourdough after sourdough after making fucking sourdough and at one point they were everybody was making it
Colton (42:29)
Yeah.
CMoney (42:47)
but it turned into something where some people didn't know what they were doing. They were just like, oh, I was just doing it because it was trending. Kids would do what's trending because they think it's cool. There were trends happening all over the world, but we only see what we want to see. we can, if we... Right. And the thing is like some kid may be dumb enough to actually do one of the dangerous ones and next you know, their parents are like, get your kid off social media. Maybe you should have kept an eye on your kid.
Colton (43:03)
Yeah, there are at least a hundred trends going on right now.
Mm-hmm.
CMoney (43:16)
and understood the parental controls that you have as a parent to keep your kid from doing such things. Because at the end of the day, because sometimes it's not even the parents' fault. It's really, well not, hold on, I said that wrong. Sometimes it's not the kids' fault, it's the parent. It starts with the parents every single time.
Colton (43:22)
And specifically now on the day of age of technology.
CMoney (43:38)
If you give your kid an iPad at the age of five, they're gonna know how to run that iPad better than you. So if you put a code on there, they're gonna learn how to go through that code, change everything to where you are now locked out of the iPad. And they can watch and search whatever they want. You're probably one of those kids. That's the crazy part. Like I promise you, if I ever have kids, they are not going to have an iPad. Hell, they won't even get a phone.
Colton (43:40)
Yes.
CMoney (44:07)
Because I'm gonna, like my kids are gonna be raised right to the point where it's like, yeah, you don't need technology to know everything. Yes, you'll be aware of what's going on. Sorry, go ahead.
Colton (44:17)
So here's the problem.
No, no, no. I love what you think and I love the way you put, but like everybody that they go to school with, unless you homeschool them, which that's a whole separate can of worms.
CMoney (44:22)
I'm like, just, I'm no messing with you. Go ahead, go ahead.
Those kids are bit different.
Colton (44:37)
or something else. But yeah, essentially like they're gonna be a little bit outcasted in school by not having a phone.
CMoney (44:39)
be put down.
Well, not even like,
well, the thing is like you're like, I didn't have a phone. My phone was like, I think it was like a sliding phone. That was my very first phone. I use that phone. I know, I know. Like I'm not gonna give my kid an iPhone 4 when they go off to like elementary or whatever. But the thing is like they have one of those phones where it's mainly meant for emergencies only.
Colton (44:57)
Different day and age though.
I mean, you just give them a Apple AirTag.
CMoney (45:14)
Nah, but I mean like if something happens, like they're gonna be able to contact me, but the thing is like they're not gonna be able, like they're not gonna have, they're not gonna be on the phone all the time. It's an emergency only kind of ordeal. I can, I can put all the locks I want on the app, like on the phone, but the thing is like my kid's phone is not gonna become a distraction. Yeah, so like they may have an iPad later, but it's not gonna become a distraction. Because if, you really think about it, like the kids now, they can't fucking read.
Colton (45:16)
If
CMoney (45:46)
They know how to do everything else, but they can't fucking read their education sucks. After COVID, everybody's kid is like built differently. They're like, they're walking rocks. Like how the fuck? Like my thing is like, my kid's going to be aware, but not distracted to the point where like they're socially, they're chronically online all the time. It's bad. And like, I can say that I'm always online. I get that. My kid's going be able to do.
Colton (45:47)
Mm.
Yeah.
CMoney (46:16)
Same thing that your kid be able to do. They might not have an iPad at two months old like yours. I'm just playing. But my kid won't have an iPad until later, until like they can comprehend like how to read and how to like actually get their grades up and stuff. There'll be praise for their action, like for their good deeds and stuff. But the thing is like, you're not going to have an iPad when you're having a mental breakdown.
Colton (46:41)
Okay, I could see that. I just feel like, at least from my style, my style, I would rather... I don't want to limit them. And like...
CMoney (46:43)
Like it's just everybody's. Go ahead.
Colton (46:56)
I mean, yes, limit, but like.
CMoney (46:58)
You don't want to control to the point where it's like you have a hand on everything.
Colton (47:04)
Yeah, I don't want to not allow them to make mistakes so that they don't learn. I want them to make mistakes and learn from them, because otherwise they're never going to learn. And one of the biggest things is teaching them how to navigate problematic scenarios. Like, for instance,
being chronically online. Okay, for one, yes, social media can be an amazing tool. It can show you things that you never knew, you can connect with others, all that. But also, we've started coining the term doom scrolling because we will scroll like TikTok for hours and then forget.
everything in those four hours because we have consumed too much information for our brain to even comprehend and then we become mentally exhausted from that. So teaching them that, ways to navigate that like literally just reading a book or walking outside or just sitting down and just feeling the air around you. I know that makes you sound crazy and maybe I am for doing that but
those things really do help. Taking a walk in a park is some of the best things that you can do in life. Now, in the digital age.
CMoney (48:42)
My kid's touching grass. I promise you my kid will be touching grass.
they will be touching grass.
Colton (48:51)
Mine will too.
CMoney (48:54)
You're gonna be... You kids are gonna be, Papa, look at the molecular structure of this... weave! Colby, what the fuck are you teaching your kids at home?
Colton (48:55)
I'm gonna give them.
pocket science.
CMoney (49:04)
Ha ha ha!
Colton (49:07)
dude, I can't wait to teach stuff.
CMoney (49:09)
You know, the molecular structure of this weave is so... materialized and structu- What the fuck? Okay. I mean, is this like-
Colton (49:19)
I'm
gonna take this whole that thing seriously.
CMoney (49:22)
Your kid's gonna be crying. I don't wanna go to grandma's!
Colton (49:26)
No. Now open your textbooks and turn to page 12.
CMoney (49:31)
There's something you would do, but like, like I said, like my thing is like my kids, like they're going to be able to play, like they're, they can play games, but the thing is like, there's going to be some type of like structure on that. So it'll be like, it'll be, it'll be limited. Damn. It'll be limited to where they can do. Yeah. I'm gonna add a T. They can do maybe like, they can play for an hour or two. And then after that, like you have to like.
Colton (49:44)
Exactly.
CMoney (49:56)
focus and do something else, be productive. It's just like, simple, like learn something new, learn something, like try to like, if you can't go outside, read a new book or try to find like a new hobby or something, find a new interest that keeps your mind going. Hell, if you got to take a nap, take a nap. But my thing is like, my kids are going to learn how to be human. They're going learn how to be like, like not only a good person,
but aware of their surroundings and be more compassionate because nowadays people are not as compassionate as we're meant to be. After COVID, everybody has become selfish. Like, they've become a lot more selfish.
Colton (50:39)
I haven't noticed that trend.
CMoney (50:41)
You don't go outside much. being at work, you can, when you're at work, you see that more and more.
Colton (50:49)
What do you mean?
CMoney (50:49)
People were more like, I'm trying to think of a good example. I think just me in the hospital just really left me. The thing is that I care, but in that moment, I genuinely did not care. I just wanted to go home. But the thing is, if I was in that situation, I would want someone to care about me. And it's like, that's like, but it's like.
Colton (51:07)
hehe
like, yeah.
CMoney (51:17)
Someone that wasn't like dealing with anything. I just I did not care There have been times where like they're like there would be kids like talking to me at work and I'm like, Yeah, like I would like I will talk to a little kid like a like a little adult But be like back then I never did that. I yeah, that's great buddy like You know baby in the fucking kid, but now I'm like you're a you're a growing little adult you need to learn how to say
Yes ma'am, no ma'am and have like some fucking manners. Like that's how, like, I don't know. just, some kids, just can't fucking stand them.
I can't like I don't I don't know what I'm gonna do when I have kids or if any of my friends have kids I don't know what I'm generally gonna do like I'm Colby I promise you I will fight you kid I may have to fight I'm at the fight you're I may have to fight your kid I'm sorry because your kids will have a Your kids will have a smart ass mouth like you and I'm at the book. I'm at the fuck you kid up. I'm sorry. I'm getting like Your kids will be a fucking Your kids gonna be a smart ass no
Colton (52:07)
Whoa.
I hope my kid has a smart ass mouth. I can't wait to raise a little shit.
CMoney (52:25)
Avery's kid is gonna be a fucking smartass. I am not ready for that. I'm fighting that little shit Avery Avery if you're listening to this, I will fight your kid just like I will fight your dogs Also, I got beef for the German Shepherd
Colton (52:29)
yeah. That's gonna be a great kid.
did tell me this? I didn't get it.
CMoney (52:44)
I'll tell you about how her
fucking dog tried to bite my eyeball. So we had a, it was a kickback, right? So I went to her house, it was a kickback. I think I had just got off work or something. So I went over there and she has this big ass German Shepherd. Now you know what's going be a bad ass German Shepherd when their name is Rambo.
Colton (52:49)
you
of actually but let's hear it.
Mm-hmm.
CMoney (53:12)
His name is Rambunctious for, but his Rambo for short. I named him but Like Nova, she is a sweetheart. I love her. Like Nova cannot do any wrong. Rambo though? No, Rambo. Like when I think of him, I think of like that one TikTok of like the dance moms were like, there I was minding my business. And then there was this obnoxious sound and it's this fucking dog show up.
Colton (53:15)
Obvious reasons.
It's only because she's black.
CMoney (53:43)
So I'm just, you know, mind my business, meeting everybody. Rambo jumps up. Now I'm only like, I'm like five feet on a good day. This motherfucker jumps up. Like he, at this point, his, like his paws are on my shoulder. Like he's about to beat my ass. He jumps up and nips at my eyeball. Colby, there is a fucking mouth hovered over my eye. I said, Avery, I'm about to die. Like I, like,
Colton (53:47)
Hmm.
you
CMoney (54:13)
I
was like, he's but chump on my fucking eyeball. He was like, I was like, uh-uh. And so they had to yell at him and I was like, said, Avery, I will fuck your dog up. I do not, I will go to jail today. I do not care. Get your dog under control. Cause there's no reason for this five foot, for this five, four ass fucking dog to be jumping up on somebody.
Colton (54:37)
He's a puppy. He's still growing.
CMoney (54:38)
He's a grown ass dog,
he's not a fucking puppy.
Colton (54:42)
He just hasn't matured yet.
CMoney (54:45)
Yeah, I don't care. He literally the thing is like when he's on the ground, he's fine. But when those fucking when those front paws come up, Colby, it's like all the fear in my body is there. Like I have I'm scared when he jumps up. He's like a fucking bear. And I'm like, do you not see this motherfucker jump like anything? It was my good eye. He jumped up.
and put his mouth over my good eyeball.
Colton (55:19)
He was just trying to figure out why one's looking the other way.
CMoney (55:20)
No, no, no, no.
My eyeballs are fucking huge and I understand people point out the fucking obvious. I'm so fucking sick of it. I know they're fucking big. I know. I see them.
fucking see them but this fucking dog thought it was a fucking gumball today and I said get your fucking dog off of me also speaking of my eyeball this little shit today well not no no no no this little shit the other day no it was today it was today this little kid comes through and goes daddy what why why is her eye like that
Colton (55:34)
Do ya?
You
CMoney (55:56)
I cut my eyes so fucking fast. Like it's something about like little kids, they just piss me off. Like I don't understand. how can you like, you are teaching your child to just say, ask fucking questions. I understand kids are out of pocket. I understand they were very out of pocket. But get your little shits on a leash because I'm so sick and tired. It's always the same kids. Sorry.
Hey
Colton (56:24)
Why you crashin' out so much over little kids, bro? Let them be kids.
CMoney (56:29)
No, they
be fucking with me and I'm so fucking sick of it. You don't know what it's like to be fucked with with a five year old. Like they were literally like, I understand. Kids are curious. I understand. I've never crashed out so hard until I started like being on my own and like experience like these rude ass Georgia kids. Cause never, I've never had this experience in North Carolina. But when I came back home,
Colton (56:32)
You
CMoney (56:59)
All these COVID kids got some shit to say. And they're not afraid.
Colton (57:05)
yeah.
CMoney (57:07)
That's the problem. But the thing is, it's like, it's... it's always the same little kids. They always got something to say. It's always the same thing. Mommy, daddy, why is her eye like that?
Colton (57:09)
shit looks like
CMoney (57:19)
Every time.
Colton (57:22)
because they're learning how to be normal and you're just not normal.
CMoney (57:25)
No, they're not. They're learning how to be little assholes because their parents are not teaching
them. like, I would never, like this one, this one lady, cause her daughter had, her daughter did the exact same thing. She was like, mommy, why is her eye like that? She said, you know, some people are born different. And this and that, whatever.
I'm not born different, I just had a lazy eye the fuck. I was like, this did not, it did not look like this when I was a kid. It went the other way. I just kept messing with people and moving the eyeball. It's not, I made it this way. And then sometimes, like the kids would be like, I was out in public. This was like two years ago, I went to a basketball game. Colby, this little kid, she was like, she was sitting in front of me.
turns around, because I think we were standing up for the national anthem or whatever, turns around and she's looking at me and I'm looking at her. And I'm trying not to look at her, but she keeps fucking looking at me, but she's not looking at me, she's looking at my left eye. And I'm like, I'm so uncomfortable. So now I'm looking straight ahead, but I see those little eyeballs looking at me. so I keep looking down, I'm like, shit. And so.
Shut up, gotta tell the story, shut up.
Colton (58:42)
Stop traumatizing little children.
CMoney (58:45)
I didn't do anything. I'm just standing.
Colton (58:47)
I know what
you're about to say.
CMoney (58:51)
She turns back around, turns back again, looks at me and goes...
points her finger on her eye and she does like the two tap and I was like what the fuck and so I'm like and the thing is that I'm by myself so I'm like what did I do to piss her off like why is she like doing this she did it again she turns around she goes
And I'm like, I said, you are lucky your mom's right there. And then she taps her mom. She like, she looks, she looks at her mom, looks at me, pulls her mom's jacket. Like she pulls it down. The mom goes, yes. She goes, yes. Yes, honey. The little girl looks at her mom. She goes taps. She taps her eyeball again and then points to me. I said,
Colton (59:28)
Mmm.
boy.
CMoney (59:42)
turned around and
she, her mom looked at me. looked at the mom, I the little girl, And the mom was like, she had to hit her, like, stop that. Colby, the little girl turned back around at halftime. said, Lord, give me strength. Cause I will go to jail today for this little girl. Like I've never been like, I like said.
Colton (59:48)
You
CMoney (1:00:09)
I know, I've heard every single story in the book, every single joke, I've heard it all, I know, it's there. But for a little ass child to look at me for about 15 to 20 minutes and just point at her eyeball and then has the audacity to call her mother.
I will put my hands on your child.
I don't care how much money it's gonna take. My mother told me recently, if I go to jail, she's gonna bail me out one time. That's one time for me to whoop your ass. And I promise you, it's gonna be a good ass whooping. Belt to ass.
But not just any belt, a leather belt, belt to ass. Also, if you are not whooping your kids, whoop your kids, please, for me.
Colton (1:00:46)
Nah.
I don't think you should be a parent.
CMoney (1:00:55)
Colby I swear on everything if my child says talk shit on me says anything about my eyeball to me you know I'm gonna tell them
You wanna know what I'm gonna tell my kid? Your eyeballs fucked up too. And we're gonna keep it pushing.
Colton (1:01:14)
Hmm? What are you gonna talk?
CMoney (1:01:22)
Let my-
Colton (1:01:22)
You're
gonna be the reason your kids are really good at sneaking around that.
CMoney (1:01:28)
What do mean sneaking around? they can't see. They're all gonna have one eyeball just like me.
I can see. They're gonna do really good at not making eye contact.
Colton (1:01:35)
You're gonna be really good at not making a noise.
Yeah, avoiding at all costs.
CMoney (1:01:45)
My mom doesn't like when I make fun of myself so I have to stop making fun of myself but I swear if my kids look like me I promise you I will have a field day on them. I'm gonna let them know how it feels. Your first day at school you're gonna get bullied and I'm gonna let you know what they're gonna say to you.
Colton (1:01:55)
What?
What the hell's wrong with you?
CMoney (1:02:02)
You gotta teach them young. Especially if they end up having the same eye as me, they're gonna have to learn how to have some thick skin. Like you remember that time when was reading the comments on the last Instagram post?
Colton (1:02:11)
traumatizing children one day at a time.
Uhhh, maybe.
CMoney (1:02:20)
And somebody call me a chameleon.
Colton (1:02:24)
yeah. That was a great day.
CMoney (1:02:24)
Yeah, you remember that one. You remember that one.
And the thing is, the people that were making fun of me, these were grown ass men.
Colton (1:02:36)
Yeah.
CMoney (1:02:36)
I'm like, grow the fuck up. And then somebody said, which way is she looking? She needs walkie talkies to make connections. And I said, okay, that's a good one. That's a new one. That's really good. That's really good. That's really good. Like I said, my kids are gonna need some thick skin, because I have some pretty thick skin, but when it comes to children, oh, I will bully your kid as well.
Colton (1:03:00)
Saying that in the CP episode? Little scary.
CMoney (1:03:04)
That's not what I meant, weirdo.
You know, I'm just gonna move the eyeball in- I'm just gonna move it inwards and scare the shit out of them. Make them piss themselves. DADDY! Exactly, don't mess with me.
Colton (1:03:15)
Yeah, okay, so here's the thing if you're just like
Locked eyes with a kid who's also locked eyes with you and they're looking at your other eye and then you just like
CMoney (1:03:30)
You know, I made eye contact with somebody that was cross-eyed too. I'm not cross-eyed, I just have a lazy eye. But I made eye contact with a cross-eyed person, and I said in my head, is that what I look like? Colby, I had to walk away.
Colton (1:03:48)
Not even you?
CMoney (1:03:49)
I
was like, is that what I look like? But their eyes are like, they went this way.
Colton (1:03:57)
Are you talking about that person that comes in?
CMoney (1:04:00)
No.
I cannot talk about people on here. I signed a paper.
Colton (1:04:10)
Mmmmm
CMoney (1:04:11)
You know who I'm talking
about. It doesn't even matter. But the thing is I have seen a lot of cross-eyed people. Cross-eyed is like both eyes are crossed. My eyes are not crossed. I have a lazy eye.
Colton (1:04:14)
I
Mm-hmm.
CMoney (1:04:24)
One eye is weaker than the other, and that so happens to be my left eye. It's just like a You know what they call me? They call me fucking Gumball Machine.
Every fucking day, hey, gumball you got to I got 25 cents and then you know, you know, my boyfriend started saying to me I got I got 50 cents. That mean I get two gumballs. Shut up. You shut the fuck up. I was like, you can't be talking about nobody. But. But my thing is I have a lazy eye. I could fix it. I don't want to fix it.
Colton (1:04:41)
What?
CMoney (1:05:07)
because it's a party trick.
Colton (1:05:12)
Yeah, it adds a personality. It brings a lot of personality to the table.
CMoney (1:05:16)
But the fucking,
ooh, okay. I know I keep going, this is gonna be a long ass one again. Beside his gumball machine, somebody else comes up to me at work. This is like at least like four times out of the week. Whenever like I pissed him off, they get into my face and I can't see up close. They get into my face and they go straighten that little eyeball and I'm like, why would you say that? And so when I do, they're they're like straighten up when I'm talking to you.
Colton (1:05:40)
What?
CMoney (1:05:44)
And then I make the eye move inwards and then it's it's looking like straight. And they're like, yeah, keep it straight. And I'm like, leave me alone. Please leave me alone. You saw how they moved inwards?
You saw that? But the thing is like, like one time they got into my, he was like, yesterday I got into my face and said, straighten up. Colby that fucking eye was fighting for his life. Because like it was, because it was struggling to like straighten up because they were so close to my face. So it was trying to straighten, but the eye was like, so this eye was straight. This one is like, it's trying to come back. But it was like, it was shaking like this.
Colton (1:05:57)
Yeah.
He's hanging on for dear life.
CMoney (1:06:20)
And it couldn't straighten up. And I said, I'm gonna, this is my 13th reason. Thank you so much. I can't make any jokes about killing myself, or mom's gonna get mad. But I'm like, thank you for making this my 13th reason. And then I made somebody laugh today, and then they were like, it's funny how you made me laugh. And both eyes are looking at me this time. said, okay, it's fine.
Colton (1:06:50)
That's all right,
CMoney (1:06:52)
But yeah, like I said, if.
going back, because I know we missed a whole bunch of stuff. One.
Colton (1:06:59)
I honestly, I think this
is it. I think we just, we don't get to go to our topics.
CMoney (1:07:06)
No, we covered a lot. I just ended up crashing out to a sin.
Colton (1:07:13)
shit, I think that's...
CMoney (1:07:14)
It's okay. But,
make sure your kids are trained and on a leash because like I said, if your kid bullies me, I promise you I will not make it easy on them. Make sure to take your el-
Colton (1:07:26)
Be friendly
to your kids. Don't listen to them.
CMoney (1:07:31)
If you got a dog that's taller than me, I will kick your dog in the kneecaps. That really pissed me off. Take your allergy medicine because it's going to be a tough one this season.
Colby just kicked over his doggy bowl. But what else do we have? if you try to bully me about my eyeball, I promise you, I've already heard it. You're not funny. You're not original. And ask yourself, how does that affect LeBron's legacy? Colby will laugh at any joke, even if you make fun of his very bad bleached hair.
Colton (1:08:02)
But I will think it's funny.
That's wild. I personally think it looks really good.
CMoney (1:08:10)
You know, you
know what that representative Jasmine Crockett said? She said, bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. That's what you are.
Colton (1:08:25)
Alright, well, just because you're not bored of the cool Aryan race like me... Don't to bitch about it.
CMoney (1:08:34)
Take your medicine, walk your dogs, discipline your children, keep them off the internet. Don't bully me, because I will clap back and clock your shit. Sorry, clock your tea.
And I think that's all I got. What do you got, Colby
Colton (1:08:52)
Have fun, you know, go to church on random occasions if you ever feel like it. It's kind of fun.
Take it a day at a time, have fun.
CMoney (1:09:05)
Make sure to breathe and to relax your nervous system. And with all that being said, with all that being said, we will see you guys next time.
Colton (1:09:14)
Bye bye!
